Which one?
I'm thinking Marine corps.
I'm thinking Marine corps.
the marines are a scary bunch! in aldershot, a para town, a marine walked into a pub that was 'para only'... the paras were playing the usual pub games... stapleing beer mats to their foreheads ect... so the marine see this and laughes, drops out his man hood and staples his nut sack to the table, but the staple gun he uses had big staples in... he cant get the staple out! a para whips out a bayonet and offers the stranded marine a hand... noone knows how the story ends????Man, lotsa marines...
Like every other vet here I voted for mine. USAF Why? Because it was mine
Seriously though:
Navy: no way, my only fear of death is by drowning
Army: The recruiter told me to talk to the Air Force(after seeing my ASVAB score and I refused the few fields he offered)
Marines: They scare me **sheepishly pulls blanket over head**
the marines are a scary bunch! in aldershot, a para town, a marine walked into a pub that was 'para only'... the paras were playing the usual pub games... stapleing beer mats to their foreheads ect... so the marine see this and laughes, drops out his man hood and staples his nut sack to the table, but the staple gun he uses had big staples in... he cant get the staple out! a para whips out a bayonet and offers the stranded marine a hand... noone knows how the story ends????
looks like nailing your nut sack to tables isnt only a british thing then!Well, when that happened to me. (Or so I'm told, THAT 3 day pass is kind of a blur for some reason. lol) I whipped out my Ka-Bar and pried them loose enough to rip myself loose.