Having worked in construction for quite a while Ive noticed many things, especially how the client might get screwed. So decided to make a list & whistle-blow things I have seen done (& a few I have done myself). To hopefully help those who might be deciding to hire a handyman or general contractor for home repairs. Some things to watch for
1.) I learned how to build on your house before even attempting to build on my own.*
Very common, before I even attempted building anything for myself I learned how to do it building yours. I didn't practice cutting a board 50 times before I got it right in my work shed. I did it on yours & on your dime. Any screwup's will (hopefully) be covered in the finished product.
2.) I did not go to schooling for any of it.*
There is schooling to get certified & licensed for lots of things, however most contractors you run into have absolutely no formal education on how to do it. Doesn't mean they will do it wrong, they just didn't learn it from a book or in a classroom. Most of the time they will do just as good a job as a licensed professional but much cheaper. You are paying for their schooling not for their work.
3.) You bought all my tools.
If a tool is needed on the job that I dont own or even one I simply forgot at the house. You get to buy me a new one. It will likely come out of the materials list & probably marked under "miscellaneous" I will keep it at the end of the job.
4.) I got paid double for the materials.
If I have extra boards or parts or anything left over they will be used in the next job. Only the next job the client will be charged full retail for the materials I brought from my workshop, even though the previous client already paid for them (or vice versa). Essentially you will either be paying for materials that wont get used in your home or you will pay for materials someone else paid for already.
5.) The dirtier I get, the more I charge
Insultion is itchy. I itch, you pay. Plumbing is nasty, I get dirty you pay. Plumbing is one of the easiest things to do in home construction. Parts are usually dirt cheap & doesnt take long to plumb. However, you are not paying me for the parts or labor. Your paying me to play in last nights dinner or to play in that mudpuddle that has been leaking under your house the last 2 years. Your paying me to sniff glue fumes & have my hands look like I was fooling around with smurf's & oompla-loompas . I get hot, cold, dirty, smelly, nasty, itchy, ect it does get reflected in price.
6.) Tape is worthless. Your still gonna get charged for it.
When doing sheetrock, tape & bedding is not necessary for many things. If you plan to put paneling up or another cover. Tape & bedding is not really necessary, all it will do at that point is (barely) help airseal your home. Only if you plan to paint is it necessary. Even then, bedding is usually enough for most cracks. Tape rarely gets used when I do any sheetrocking.
7.) Want it taped, how about mesh?
Again, tape...worthless. Can even use newspaper if you want. But if you want tape, I will go buy the most expensive stuff I can. Likely the mesh junk that is like 50 bucks a roll & charge you for it.
8.) Corners wont get done.*
Bedding corners is messy, nasty work. Best way I have found to do it is literally fingerpaint the corners & run over it with a cornering trowl. Nasty work thus it usually doesn't get done because even if you paint, most people put trim in the corners.
9.) Customization is a pain.
Customization is hard work, challenging work. Most stuff has to fit 100% correctly, no real room for screw-ups. Also requires specialized tools most of the time. Thus, more money. Why customized kitchen cabinets cost more.
10.) be an ass, you will get charged.*
You hired me to do a job. Get out of my way & let me do it. I dont come to your place of business & tell you how to properly fax documents or how to bake a cake or whatever you do. Even though I am in your home, that is my place of business. Want to be helpful, bring me some water. Otherwise leave me to my thing, if I need help I will ask. Come tell me I am doing it wrong or ask me 50 million questions or even just generally be a douche...it will be reflected in the price.
11.) I cant quote you a price
Well, I can. I just dont. Why? Because bleeding you is easier. Rather just charge a grand a day till you run out of funds then drop off the face of the earth.
Some jobs you really cant quote a price, mostly remodeling because if I have to tear down a wall, I might find all your studs have been ate up by termites. Turning a 2k job into a 15k job as I have to basically rebuild your whole wall. A good contractor will give you an estimate or range, assuming there are no issues once they begin to demolish. If everything looks good, a good contractor will honor the estimated price, if however there are bigger issues than just wanting a new paintjob. I cant estimate that till I get there. Then you get the true price, at that point pay or deal with it yourself.
12.) pay me upfront, please.
Happens more than you think. fly by night people will take the 10k for the job & you never ever see them again. Common scam. Best defense is run a background check. Even if nothing comes up, you will at-least have a DL# when you fill out your police report. Also make/model & liscense of the car they showed up in. Its easy to ditch a burner phone, much harder to get rid of a car. However, materials cost are needed up front, along with a good portion of the quoted price. Mans gotta eat while he works.
13.) There is no set price.
Why it helps to shop around, also why most contractors do not give estimates. There is no set pricing for work. That electrical job might be 2k with 1 person & 5k with another or 15 with the licensed electrician. Most jobs are severely overcharged but comparable with everyone else.
14.) trash will be left under your home or in your attic.
If no-one is going to see it, It wont get cleaned up. Junk will get walled up into your walls. empty glue cans will be left under your house. Doritos bags & soda bottles will be thrown under the insulation in your attic. If you will never see it, they wont clean it up.
15.) I wont air-seal your home.
Air sealing is very easy with new construction & not hard with remodeling. Never seen it done unless your specifically paying someone to come in to do it. It costs money & wastes time. Will it help with your energy bill? Absolutely, it is however your energy bill not mine. Thus, doesn't get done.
16.) Measure twice, cut once.
Pfft, yeah. More like measure none & cut. Seen many times that the measurements are just guessed at, no tape measure required.
17.) No smoking please.
Of course I wont smoke in your attic or under your home or while you are away. Scouts honor. While i'm at it, I promise I wont drink either. Time is money, smokers will smoke in your home & plenty of construction workers will drink while they are working on the job. Torn down enough sheetrock to find several empties sitting inside the walls.
18.) LOL codes
I love when someone asks for something to code. Codes are BS, just an extra way to make money. 95% of the time, "codes" are not necessary because 95% of the time, no-one will know the difference. Electrical wires are hidden in the wall. I can wire it up however I like but sure, you want it to "code" I will make sure it is & you will be charged for it. :thumb:
* actually done by me
All I got right now. Sorry for so long. Just something I have been wanting to write for a while. Will add more as I think of them or remember a fellow contractor did or said, feel free to add your own experiences. Be surprised what goes on when you hire someone to do work for you. Be careful out there. Mahalo.
1.) I learned how to build on your house before even attempting to build on my own.*
Very common, before I even attempted building anything for myself I learned how to do it building yours. I didn't practice cutting a board 50 times before I got it right in my work shed. I did it on yours & on your dime. Any screwup's will (hopefully) be covered in the finished product.
2.) I did not go to schooling for any of it.*
There is schooling to get certified & licensed for lots of things, however most contractors you run into have absolutely no formal education on how to do it. Doesn't mean they will do it wrong, they just didn't learn it from a book or in a classroom. Most of the time they will do just as good a job as a licensed professional but much cheaper. You are paying for their schooling not for their work.
3.) You bought all my tools.
If a tool is needed on the job that I dont own or even one I simply forgot at the house. You get to buy me a new one. It will likely come out of the materials list & probably marked under "miscellaneous" I will keep it at the end of the job.
4.) I got paid double for the materials.
If I have extra boards or parts or anything left over they will be used in the next job. Only the next job the client will be charged full retail for the materials I brought from my workshop, even though the previous client already paid for them (or vice versa). Essentially you will either be paying for materials that wont get used in your home or you will pay for materials someone else paid for already.
5.) The dirtier I get, the more I charge
Insultion is itchy. I itch, you pay. Plumbing is nasty, I get dirty you pay. Plumbing is one of the easiest things to do in home construction. Parts are usually dirt cheap & doesnt take long to plumb. However, you are not paying me for the parts or labor. Your paying me to play in last nights dinner or to play in that mudpuddle that has been leaking under your house the last 2 years. Your paying me to sniff glue fumes & have my hands look like I was fooling around with smurf's & oompla-loompas . I get hot, cold, dirty, smelly, nasty, itchy, ect it does get reflected in price.
6.) Tape is worthless. Your still gonna get charged for it.
When doing sheetrock, tape & bedding is not necessary for many things. If you plan to put paneling up or another cover. Tape & bedding is not really necessary, all it will do at that point is (barely) help airseal your home. Only if you plan to paint is it necessary. Even then, bedding is usually enough for most cracks. Tape rarely gets used when I do any sheetrocking.
7.) Want it taped, how about mesh?
Again, tape...worthless. Can even use newspaper if you want. But if you want tape, I will go buy the most expensive stuff I can. Likely the mesh junk that is like 50 bucks a roll & charge you for it.
8.) Corners wont get done.*
Bedding corners is messy, nasty work. Best way I have found to do it is literally fingerpaint the corners & run over it with a cornering trowl. Nasty work thus it usually doesn't get done because even if you paint, most people put trim in the corners.
9.) Customization is a pain.
Customization is hard work, challenging work. Most stuff has to fit 100% correctly, no real room for screw-ups. Also requires specialized tools most of the time. Thus, more money. Why customized kitchen cabinets cost more.
10.) be an ass, you will get charged.*
You hired me to do a job. Get out of my way & let me do it. I dont come to your place of business & tell you how to properly fax documents or how to bake a cake or whatever you do. Even though I am in your home, that is my place of business. Want to be helpful, bring me some water. Otherwise leave me to my thing, if I need help I will ask. Come tell me I am doing it wrong or ask me 50 million questions or even just generally be a douche...it will be reflected in the price.
11.) I cant quote you a price
Well, I can. I just dont. Why? Because bleeding you is easier. Rather just charge a grand a day till you run out of funds then drop off the face of the earth.
Some jobs you really cant quote a price, mostly remodeling because if I have to tear down a wall, I might find all your studs have been ate up by termites. Turning a 2k job into a 15k job as I have to basically rebuild your whole wall. A good contractor will give you an estimate or range, assuming there are no issues once they begin to demolish. If everything looks good, a good contractor will honor the estimated price, if however there are bigger issues than just wanting a new paintjob. I cant estimate that till I get there. Then you get the true price, at that point pay or deal with it yourself.
12.) pay me upfront, please.
Happens more than you think. fly by night people will take the 10k for the job & you never ever see them again. Common scam. Best defense is run a background check. Even if nothing comes up, you will at-least have a DL# when you fill out your police report. Also make/model & liscense of the car they showed up in. Its easy to ditch a burner phone, much harder to get rid of a car. However, materials cost are needed up front, along with a good portion of the quoted price. Mans gotta eat while he works.
13.) There is no set price.
Why it helps to shop around, also why most contractors do not give estimates. There is no set pricing for work. That electrical job might be 2k with 1 person & 5k with another or 15 with the licensed electrician. Most jobs are severely overcharged but comparable with everyone else.
14.) trash will be left under your home or in your attic.
If no-one is going to see it, It wont get cleaned up. Junk will get walled up into your walls. empty glue cans will be left under your house. Doritos bags & soda bottles will be thrown under the insulation in your attic. If you will never see it, they wont clean it up.
15.) I wont air-seal your home.
Air sealing is very easy with new construction & not hard with remodeling. Never seen it done unless your specifically paying someone to come in to do it. It costs money & wastes time. Will it help with your energy bill? Absolutely, it is however your energy bill not mine. Thus, doesn't get done.
16.) Measure twice, cut once.
Pfft, yeah. More like measure none & cut. Seen many times that the measurements are just guessed at, no tape measure required.
17.) No smoking please.
Of course I wont smoke in your attic or under your home or while you are away. Scouts honor. While i'm at it, I promise I wont drink either. Time is money, smokers will smoke in your home & plenty of construction workers will drink while they are working on the job. Torn down enough sheetrock to find several empties sitting inside the walls.
18.) LOL codes
I love when someone asks for something to code. Codes are BS, just an extra way to make money. 95% of the time, "codes" are not necessary because 95% of the time, no-one will know the difference. Electrical wires are hidden in the wall. I can wire it up however I like but sure, you want it to "code" I will make sure it is & you will be charged for it. :thumb:
* actually done by me
All I got right now. Sorry for so long. Just something I have been wanting to write for a while. Will add more as I think of them or remember a fellow contractor did or said, feel free to add your own experiences. Be surprised what goes on when you hire someone to do work for you. Be careful out there. Mahalo.