I guess I'm only about 60%. I don't like country music or Nascar. But as much as I like guns, that should count extra. :

 

It's not necessary to like Country Music to be a "Redneck", there are just as many who like bad rock.

 

You might be a redneck if:

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You might be a redneck if:

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I've heard of gun porn before, but this is just wrong on so many levels.

 

You might be a redneck if you cut your grass and find a car.
My favorite redneck joke.

 

Ugh, i consider myself a rednec, but, not on the level of some of these folks. Heck, i may have to reconsider...

 

I don't think any of those folks should be called rednecks, at least by the virtues I understand a redneck to have. They may be in another category that I won't mention, but they just don't fit what I understand a true redneck to be.

 

I don't know. Where I am from the term redneck means something along the same lines as white trash or trailer trash, with a more backwoods bent to it. It is generally a pretty derogatory term and is used with the intent of insulting someone.
The less nasty thing to refer to someone who is country would be..country, or good old boy, or hillbilly, something like that.

 

Ladies imagine this coming at you with romantic intentions.

 

Im guaranteed to be a redneck but not because of what is posted above.

Redneck can go both good and bad ways.

The good.. Survivalist and not depending on people to do things for money.

The bad... most rednecks care more about the hygiene of their prized trophy calf's hooves then their own teeth.

 

i love people of walmart. always turns a bad day great:thumb:

 

Well, I don't care what yall think about rednecks.....I am one!

I'm a survivalist.
I love NASCAR (RIP Dale)
I own guns.
I love Outlaw Country
Forget the duct tape, I'll just buy a new one.

98%.

 

Bumbling Bear, The cold must be getting to you. You know it's not good Opsec. to post your pic, and your family's pic. in your post.

 

Hey!!!! Where the heck did y'all find my long lost family photo album??? :

 

you might be a redneck if you are a prepper lol

 

you may be a redneck if you run into your xwife while out hunting

 

Uh, no. Southern yes. Redneck no. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

I'm a Southerner too.

And a Hillbilly.....I come from the foothills of Appalachia and so did my Cherokee ancestors.

 

(Intox)At 15 years old, after a night at the bar(yes I was drinkin') with my 25 year old cousins. I saw my uncle throw a kitchen knife at his sons head, who was clear across the room...in their trailor. Yes, at 24 years old, I now consider my self a part of the American Redneck society.

In memory of my uncle Tommy I say "Jiggle-ing, jiggle-ing."

~TLR

And I welcome anyone from northwest Louisiana to join me, should they have ever met Tommy Cochran at Vickies Place.

 

I'd like Nascar if it envolved guns, traps, and conditions to victory that doesn't involve driving around in a circle. Perhaps Nudity would help.

I like Country Music but not that new crap. I like Blue Grass, and Older music. The day that Kid rock entered the arena, Hank Williams rolled over in his grave.

The rest suits me just fine.

 

I'd like Nascar if it envolved guns, traps, and conditions to victory that doesn't involve driving around in a circle. Perhaps Nudity would help.

Never been to a race in person have you?

Half the women are naked and half the cars are going around that circle backward at 200mph.

 

Rednecks got that term from working in the sun all day on their tractors.

 

The term Redneck came from the red bandannas that the union members wore to identify themselves during the Battle of Blair Mountain. During the five day battle about 3000 well armed coal mine hired guns fought 10,000 to 15,000 poorly armed union coal miners. It was the largest battle on American soil post Civil War. This took place in the 1920s and made national and international news because the US Military had to be brought in to stop the fighting. Once upon a time being a redneck actually was a title of pride.

 

From their site.
1. Do you like to hunt or fish? Both
2. Are you a fan of NASCAR? Nope
3. Do you own a pickup truck? Not yet
4. Are you a gun-owner? I did until the last fishin trip, lost the boat too.
5. Do you like country music? Yepper
6. Do you laugh at and identify with “you might be a redneck” jokes? Some
7. Do you agree with the creed of the American Redneck Society? For the most aprt
8. Are you a proud supporter of the U.S. military? **** yeah
9. Can you fix just about anything with duct tape? 100mph tape, yessir
10. Did you think “duct” tape in question 9 should have been “duck” tape? yep

I am proud to be an American and affirm that the United States of America is one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. I embrace the historical heritage of the Redneck. This heritage includes men wearing red scarves around their necks while escaping religious persecution in Scotland centuries ago. It includes farmers whose hard work in the sun-drenched fields of this nation’s breadbasket burned their necks crimson red while keeping Americans fed. As a Redneck, I work hard and I play hard. As a Redneck, I am able to laugh at myself. In short, as an American Redneck, I have a sense of country and a sense of humor.

 

The term red-neck has been hijacked and perverted by the media. A red-neck was originally spun by city folk directed at Farmers and hard working Country Folk. Especially Tobbacco Farmers because they had to wear alot of clothing to protect their skin from the Tobacco plants, usually that would only leave their necks exposed to the Sun while they bent over to pick.

I think its an insult and reverse racism to call Country Folk red-necks and give the impression they are stupid. They won't look so stupid wtshtf and people need food.

People always have to have a class of people to pick on, you never hardly heard the term red-neck until people couldn't use the "N" word for fear of class ridicule. I guess when they can't pick on red-necks anymore they'll start on the Mentally disabled.

But on a lighter note: I'm the biggest red-neck in Maryland.

 

Well if liking NASCAR mechanics is acceptable, I'm not much on watching races. And we can substitute western music for country music I might fit. I'd probably be better described as "some redneck's cousin from out west."

 

Can I be President???

 

Of the red bandanna wearing West Virginia Coal Miners Union?

 

Hehehe..to my wife; if your husbands reloading bench is in your bedroom...

 

I belong

 

You might be a redneck if:

You call your truck a "pickup"

 

While I do own guns, have an interest in being prepared, and live in West Virginia I'm definately not a redneck although I have been called a red on a few occasions.