Ummm...welll...

I think you should follow your own advice and stay out of the woods.

 

........uh.....ok......thanx

 

.......:.......:rofl:hahahahahahahahahaha I find this really funny. thanks for the tip:thumb:

 

Ill do my best to stay out, thank you so much for the info!

 

...And a knife! those are usually helpful!

 

knifes are not needed..........:upsidedown:

 

...changed my mind, not worth the time...

 

I shall always remember this knowledge you have bestowed upon me.

 

Thank God there's no woods near me.

 

Wow so all of the hours I have spent teaching my kids to build their own shelters, collect water, find food, and start fire have been a waste....I could have saved myself ALL OF THOSE COOL FAMILY MOMENTS by telling them to just stay out of the woods and let them play video games instead of learning something...... Thank You so much for your words of opulent wisdom, that all of my Marine Corps and Survival Training could not teach me... Just stay out of the woods.....DAMN wish I had thought of that 40 years ago

 

It seems like we're getting more idoits on this forum by the day.

 

I hate to be bummer but Does your mommy know you are on the big boy computer?

 

Decided to go with it after all huh?

 

Ah crap, I live in the woods. Guess Im screwed.

 

Dont worry super Obama will rescue you!

 

:wow:

I never would have thought of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who would of thought...

I owe you one.

 

If by 'one' you mean boot to the head, chotch, lower back, neck and kidneys on the way down then yes, I agree with you z man, you owe him one. :

 

Had to..No adult in their right mind would post crap like this on a survival board.

 

Scrumping...

Playing....

Yup total waste of time........... I won't go again I'll just book into a motel :thumb: thanks for the headsup

 

You are a genious! Im glad you brought this up, you probably saved alot of lives here on this forum. :thumb:

 

Im lost for words.:xeye:

 

this is your brain on drugs :upsidedown:

 

albeit? is that you?

 

I checked.....it ain't.:upsidedown:

 

Maybe there should be a written test before you are allowed to post on this forum. Hopefully I would pass?

 

WOW...will you do a you tube video on that for us?....

 

Good job guys, Scared another one away :thumb:

 

nah, we didn't scare him away, it must have been the neighborhood cat...........

 

I sincerely doubt we scared him off. His last post prior to this was 2 months ago. With our luck, Rob and I are right (I nuked my post but rob went that direction after I deleted mine) and his Mom and Dad found out he was on the Internet and he got a spanking...

 

Um. I really think these forums should be closed down because they are giving people bad ideas about going into the woods.

It's not safe, guys. Stay at home.


.....Snerk.

 

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie,

Disappointing troll here, I must say.