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Spam and the urban survivalist

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#1 ·
Protein costs. So many of us have beans. Red beans, white beans, speckled beans, black beans, kidney beans and Great Northerns, pork and beans, pork and beans in tomato sauce.

Me, I like fish, so tuna is with my beans. But in my truck is a nice can of Spam.
Don't care what you say, in Guam it has a following that would make Billy Joel blush.

So, what is the best advice on Protein? Beans (!) Canned fishies, the chicken remains with
the water the chicken died in or My Friend and The Great Provider, The KING of Canned Goods Anywhere in the World-- I give you with
deep admiration and praise- SPAM, Ladies and Gentleman! SPAM!
 
#3 ·
Well, ta tell the truth neither are beans- any beans, like em better than steak.
Forgot Peanut butter. Love the stuff-- spreadable steak at 7 bucks a pound.
:)

Have ya seen the SPAM with Tabasco sauce in it? Lit me up, but I like the way they
think. When I'm camping I love the saltiness! Love it, LOOOVVE it. At home, we
barely talk. And I am an American. Many cultures revere the stuff ever since
the American GI's shared the Good Life with them in WW2. ( BTW, Insulting a Hershey bar
is fightin' words wit me, Snobby Continentals, and fer the same reason-- the Good Life. )
 
#7 ·
What I learned is protein is not hard to find in the wild. But fats are. You need fats just like any other nutrient. Most animals don't have a lot of fat. Meaning squirrels, rats and mice, birds, cats. Opossums have a lot. Too much in fact. Even my Grandfather, who never put a boiled pork rib on a plate before cleaning it smooth, could not stomach possum. Tree nuts have a good supply of fats.
 
#22 ·
Another long-term "survival" food to consider: peanut butter. Has both protein, carbs and fat, plus some vitamins and fiber. Nutrition dense, requires no preparation, keeps fairly well. Spam is also nutrition dense, but no fiber. Low residue (low fiber) foods digest pretty completely so there is not a lot left in the digestive tract, and they do not stimulate peristalsis (the wavelike, organized constriction of the intestines that propels food through the digestive tract) so can contribute to constipation.
 
#24 ·
Spam is the fruit of the Survival Bunker

"Spam is the fruit of the Survival Bunker. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. There's, um, spam kabobs, spam creole, spam gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple spam and lemon spam, coconut spam, pepper spam, spam soup, spam stew, spam salad, spam in potatoes, spam burger, spam sandwich. That's, that's about it." :D:
 
#25 ·
Teriyaki?? Haven't seen that one yet.

Used to be a staple when I was growing up, Spam and eggs was dinner about once a month. Fried spam sandwiches (with mayo)... Yum-o.
Tried some a few years back and I couldn't get it to fry to a crunchy state. It's in the preps just the same, worst case I'll use it for barter....
 
#28 ·
SPAM ! My kids think I'd addicted. Fifty or sixty cans a year, at least. Chopped up in baked beans, sliced thin and nuked until it's crisp, (better'n bacon), Spam and onion omelettes, Sliced with green olives on the side.....

There may well have been snouts and ears in WW2 Spam, and they are still pureed for use in cheap hot dogs, but Spam today is what its' name says, Spiced Pork (shoulder) And Ham. With a lot of salt. (Try the Walmart look-alike if you want really salty!)
 
#30 ·
Years ago my Mom thought she found a great value at the Dollar Store with a Spam knockoff. We were all chowing down when she turned the can around and read "may contain snouts." For years afterward she didn't buy anything but name brands, and all you had to do if she served up something new was say "May contain snouts!" and you had a free pass for a peanut butter and jelly dinner :)

Spam is awesome. T-Rex is right, though, regular Spam doesn't fry up the way it used to. Wonder if they changed something in the fat content? It's still the best thing to have on hand if you suddenly need to make eggs or noodles feed a crowd.