I posted quite some time ago that I was stopped by some HOBBIT-TYPE...I think that IT was female (all 60lbs of her)...cop from a town just South of my AO, while returning from Home Depot at 11:30AM, because...wait for it...I had an NRA sticker on my vehicle and she/it wanted to know if I had any weapons on myself or in my vehicle!
As I had posted, the conversation began, "Do you know why I stopped you?", to which I replied, "No...but if you hum a few bars then maybe I can pick up the tune".
I'm soooo glad that I'm retired!

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