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Just had a government agent ring my front doorbell....

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#1 ·
First off, I'm not too keen on strangers ringing my door bell. My large dog goes bananas, and I am always on my toes just waiting for weird stuff to happen in my life, as it usually does...

Today I am starting my work day late, so I happened to be home....

::Doorbell rings, dog goes ape ****::

I look out the window and I initially see a white car with US Gov plates on it.

I then see a guy in his late twenties early thirties standing with his back to the door, and he had some sort of military cap on. Not sure what the exact name of the headwear is but im sure some of you reading this can name it.

He had a white, short sleeve dress shirt on tucked into dress pants. I could not see the front of him, so I slipped out my back door and walked up to my gate and said "HELLO" as he was walking back to his car, apparently giving up on talking to whoever he was looking to get a hold of.

He turned around and thats when I could see numerous badges and insignia. I originally thought he was navy, but since I have never served in the military, my ability to identify by badges and awards and insignia and what not is not the greatest.

He walked up to the gate and asked if I was some oddly named person.... in fact I said "WHO?!?" after he said the name.... I don't think there is a person on this planet who has the name that he said to me.... it was practically gibberish, as if he had just pulled a name out of his ass

I then told him nope thats not me and I have never heard of that person, nor have I ever received old mail here from anyone with that name.

He then identified himself as an army recruiter, and asked me if I had ever thought about joining the army.

I told him that I HAVE thought about joining the military, but only if things were to take a turn for the worse in my current life. He then went on to ask me where I went to high school and what not ..... it was a 2 minute conversation and then he walked back to his car and I went back inside my house. Two minutes later and he was still parked in my driveway.... hmm


now the crazy thing about the whole situation is that I HAVE looked into websites and what not (over the past year of so) that talk about the benefits of each branch, and i have done a bit of due diligence by looking into the age cut-offs and what not (via google and other internet websites), but I have NEVER filled out a single form of any sort expressing my desire to join....


He left me his business card which describes him as a staff sergeant of the US Army....



I wonder if the army has me pinged as a potential person who would join and be an asset to the US military based off of the metadata they have gotten from my IP address?

or is this just random?


I wouldn't mind joining the army, but only if I was given a job where I could sit around in a chair all day and get paid handsomely .....

I would most certainly not want to be a laundry specialist
 
#62 ·
Having been both a grunt and an office pogue...I can tell you, AC in the summer and heat in the winter beats heat in the summer and cold in the winter.

When I became a personnel officer, I only had to send one private to an infantry company for a month to motivate the crew. When he came back and described his miserable life during that time, none of them wanted to go. One only needs to be without the comforts a short time under the right conditions to learn to appreciate them. I sent him in July to an infantry company scheduled for desert training. Being a private and a not good at his MOS, insured he wouldn't be pampered.

One doesn't need to train at being miserable. :)
 
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#16 ·
My recruiter came to my house..

But generally that's only after you've gotten pretty far into the process.

I'd say he just had the wrong adress , no one's going to Shanghai you into the army.

That said if you've ever talked to a recruiter your in the database. Hell I got a phone call from a Navy recruiter last year about if I was still interested in joining the military j was like lady joined the army and I'm already out even irr was up and i still get wananjoin reserve mail lol...
 
#17 ·
богдан;7776290 said:
That said if you've ever talked to a recruiter your in the database. Hell I got a phone call from a Navy recruiter last year about if I was still interested in joining the military j was like lady joined the army and I'm already out even irr was up and i still get wananjoin reserve mail lol...
This has happened to me a few times as well. They must be desperate lol.
 
#20 ·
He would have panicked had what happened last month to my neighbor happened to him.

A dark S.U.V. with government plates pulled up to his place and a guy in plain clothes asks for him by name, but used the title ret. Commander.

From the neighbor's story it appears to have been a NCIS agent, probably wanting a statement on something or doing a background check on somebody. But definitely a case of mistaken identity.

By the OP, he would have freaked on that one.

In all fairness to him, a lot of people would get paranoid over that one.
 
#22 ·
As a former recruiter (in the days before the internet), I would get all sorts of those "send me info cards" from magazines, other career fairs and other sources. And yes, those were controlled and you had to attempt contact. If no telephone number is listed, you're knocking on doors.

And yes it sucked.....couldn't wait to get back to the infantry. :D:
 
#24 ·
богдан;7776359 said:
Lol if your thay worried don't answer your door to strangers
According to another neighbor, that's not the first time that vehicle was seen in the neighborhood. Apparently, they were stalking my neighbor, just adds more to the paranoia. LOL.

In reference to your post, not answering your door would make paranoid people even more paranoid. Unless you have a reason to be paranoid then grab your BOB and head for the hills, LOL.
 
#31 ·
GOLD BADGES showed up for something I bought off ebay.....

I bought some swamp cabbage off ebay for my aquarium (out of California).

Didn't think much about it as A) it was in an indoor closed system & B) I've seen swamp cabbage all over FL all my life & didn't know it to be invasive.

Something like 6 months later, my doorbell rings & I open the door to 2 people w/ USDA gov't style ball hats, dark suits & GOLD badges hanging on their lapel pockets wanting to talk to me about something I imported from China.

Now, by this point, the swamp cabbage had been eaten by my fish & 1 or 2 died since the water pH was off. And, I hadn't ordered any plants from China, so I couldn't figure out what they were talking about --- oh yeah, they were calling it something like "water spinach". At 1st I had no clue what they were talking about, but after confirming my user name etc.... something finally clicked & I told them about the stuff I bought for my aquarium. They asked if they could come in & see it & I said they could see the aquarium, but that the plants had been eaten by the fish. It turned out that by scientific name, if I'd ordered what I knew to be swamp cabbage I would have been fine, but the 2 plants are similar in looks but truly different species & the "spinach" one is very bad for US waters (messes w/ pH & something about being toxic to some fish & birds in the US).

Thank goodness for me, that I keep digital copies of almost 2 years of online purchases & I was able to pull up the receipt & ebay purchase notice & SHOW THAT THE SELLER I BOUGHT IT FROM WAS IN CALIFORNIA.

How they tracked from China to CA to FL; who knows, but it was kind of freaky.

I must say, the lady (obviously the lead agent) was polite & not trying to be too intimidating. She did make sure I understood how much trouble can be caused by bringing in invasive species & I got into a conversation about being a lifelong fisherman & how I've seen hydrilla blooms kill out native aquatic plants, making a wasteland of some of the best fishing holes I've known. I told her of stopping people from dumping their aquariums into the local retention system (fish, plants & all) and trying to teach them why they shouldn't (actually taking all the plants & fish myself to make sure they didn't get dumped). It wasn't a bad experience, but again, kind of scary how they tracked it. Also kind of sad that it took 6 months.... if I had put it in some outdoor pond, little sprout pieces could have long been carried off by herons, ducks & other birds that tend to get into koi ponds.
 
#32 ·
White shirt, black pants, white hat. ( was it a slit cap?) and the card reads word for word. " staff Sargent of the U. S. Army "
The clothing sounds like a cooks uniform I haven't seen anyone wearing their fruit salad on cooks whites.
I don't see a recruiter wearing a cooks uniform. Being summer class "B"s light green short sleeve shirt, dark green pants, and a dark green slit cap with a unit crest on it.
 
#47 ·
Actually, I believe the greens are totally phased out. Now it would be a white short-sleeve shirt. Since the card said SSG, there would be black shoulder boards on the epaulets of trhe shirt with gold SSG rank on them. Ribbons can be worn on left side.

Name tag on right side with DUI. Trousers would be blue. Since the guy was supposedly a SSG, the trousers would have the gold stripe on the seam.

I have zero clue as to the current headgear regs. It's should be either the beret or the service cover but that has changed and I haven't kept up with it.
 
#39 ·
I have a pretty surefire way of getting rid of idling vehicles in front of the house.

I send my husband out.

He is blind and overtly otherwise disabled. He staggers out to the vehicle and starts feeling it with his hands.

Most "normals" are really weird about blind people touching their stuff. They don't want him getting his blind crippled mojo all over their stuff.

They always leave very quickly.

Failing that, I would head outside with a few Bibles and offer to talk about Jesus.
 
#61 ·
Failing that, I would head outside with a few Bibles and offer to talk about Jesus.
Frustrating door to door types with Bible proselytizing just to chase them off must be a sin somehow.

But I believe God has a wicked sense of humor and will ignore that modest transgression. :D:
 
#41 ·
Dude if you're really concerned about it go by his office and ask for a brochure. Maybe you will feel a little better knowing if he works there for real.

Then when he asks for you contact info give him some gibberish name and a fake address so the cycle of paranoia won't be broken.
 
#49 ·
Add-on about uniforms: They also will wear ACUs (everyone recognizes that camo that really isn't camo at all... ;) )

Here's an example of both:

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So anyone claiming to be a Army person should be in one of those.

But, stand by, because the Army is probably going to change their camo uniform very shortly. Can't say it's the wrong thing to do, but it's a millions and millions dollar change. They should attach the pay or pensions of the idiots who chose the ACU pattern. ;)
 
#50 ·
he had on a dark grey beret cap, a white "dress" shirt, and grey pants (i believe they were a dark grey).....

he was not in ACU's


and to SSGNasty, the reason why i titled this thread with "government agent" is because he had government license plates, which would make him a government agent, correct?