I really hope she doesn't choke on her cake.

 

Liar!
Liar!
Pants on Fire!

 

I just took myself a healthy obama to celebrate.

 

I didn't think Wookies counted there birthdays.

 

wonder how much the taxpayers paid for the gala event . seein we paid 800,000 for her flight back solo from Hawaii

 

I could have sworn I head she swam back…isn't it whale migratory season??? :

 

Just curious...how long do harpies live in captivity?

 

Wookies have birthdays ---

Doesnt hatching void that ?

Boogie -- Boogie

 

I'm thinking, more Grinch-like...:thumb:

Al

 

Notice: Any serious post to offer happy birthday from this point forward should be in the Bantu Swahili language, so they may most easily understand what is being said.

That is all.
EB

 

Or perhaps Kenyan.

 

Paid a guy to sing to her in Spanish, thought it'd be a nice touch. He came back covered in spit and handed me this...

 

Need more proof of Grinch lineage???

Al

 

I just dropped her kids off at the pool. I've literally been getting nauseated lately when I see or hear either of those two speak. 2016 can't come quick enough. Then some other sickness I'm sure......

 

Yup,Hillary.You`re gonna miss Obammy.

 

look at it this way............
one less year she has to live.................

 

I saw her mug in TV holding an AARP card and thought "Oh the insurance her hubby is forcing us to buy isn't good enough for her, but the stupid AARP membership that we [me and my Hubby] are too cheap to buy is?"
I wanna see her using it to get a discount at Bob Evans. Or maybe discounts on vacations/hotels/flights to save "our" money that they keep wasting.

 

Bob Evans

Is that the same one ? :thumb:

 

**** you, ****...

 

 

Yeah, I went to Bob Evens once, and found it to be full of old people.
I see they are now pushing their bland food offerings at grocery stores. Never tried it.

 

The only Bob Evans I ever heard of was the chezzy noodles and I dated his sister in high school --

 

As shocked as I am I can wish her a happy birthday, even if I usually refer to her as Aunt Esther cuz of an uncanny resemblance to the character on Sanford and Son. Except for her "good to be the queen" huge personal staff and extravagant tax paid vacations she has played the first lady role reasonably straight and traditional. Occasionally she puts her foot in her mouth like the "as a single mom" comment but she hasn't presented herself as co president like Hilderbeast. I do admire the Obamas have sheltered their kids and kept them out of the limelight.

And that is my complete short list of accolades for the Obamas.

 

Great, another birthday. Where do I send a check?

Oh yeah, to the IRS.......

 

Don't worry, it (your gift) was automatically withheld by book keeping. No action necessary on your part. Ain't it cool?:thumb:

Al

 

I swear the new picture of Michelle with the AARP card and those hideous painted-on-fiber eyebrows and the way her eyes are sort of squinted a little, she really does have a resemblance to Aunt Esther. Put a bright blue flowery church hat on Michelle and she would almost be Aunt Esther's double.

The eyebrows are just awful.

 

Here's hoping the USA-hating she-beast and beard, Moochelle, had a miserable "birf-dey" after discovering her broom-jumping partner playing "catcher" in a game of "Fire Island baseball" with Reggie Love in the Lincum Bedroom AFTER being told by The White House physician he/she is HIV/AIDS "positive".

 

-1000 NSA points for you comrade. Zee re-education politsiya veel be at your door shortly.

 

I was watching "Media Buzz" on Fox News channel this morning and the way they were talking about her birthday and showering her with accolades, I had to check to make sure I didn't accidentally have my TV on CNN.


Al

 

 

How old is that in Wookie years?

 

I think we all did joint in on giving here a happy birthday. . . . those of us who pay taxes anyway.