...have become an invasive nuisance. They should be shot on sight. All of a sudden, bagpipes are at nearly every funeral. That's OK for the decease, they ain't listening, but for the living the wheezing flatulence they squeeze forth is getting quite annoying. I have no great problem with bagpipes becoming associated with death -- that seems rather a propos-- but I am getting tired of them afflicting the living. Why do bagpipes force that effluvia on us? Will there be bag pipes after the SHTF? Will they be mysteriously wiped out in the first few days? Inquiring minds want to know. Will humanity ever be bagpipe-free? Maybe we can wipe them out like polio....
Straight Razor
Bagpipes....
Easy there with that Sasenach stuff, friend.I suspect you have a fair amount of sasenach blood in you.
Either that or no soul.
My parents are both English, but I still LOVE the pipes.... 
When the SHTF and my group comes over the hill with the 'pipes a blarin' and guns blazin' , the mass hordes of undesirables and unprepared will KNOW that they have been thoroughly and utterly conquered........ ( Yes...I am a piper.....do it for the Fire Dept. Honor Guard......... ) And no, the world will never be "bagpipe free" as long as something is needed to get people's blood boiling, incite a riot or to scare small children and animals...........LMAO
( Yes...I am a piper.....do it for the Fire Dept. Honor Guard......... ) And no, the world will never be "bagpipe free" as long as something is needed to get people's blood boiling, incite a riot or to scare small children and animals...........LMAO
I would be honored to assist your coyote's in their singing.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh neighbor of mine
As for the ornery neighbor, that would be my extreme pleasure to give them a small gift of a few selections for their listening pleasure.....They boil my ancestral German and British blood. Plus they are next to impossible to tune. Ban importing them from Scotland and Ireland.
What's the difference between a lawnmower and bagpipes?
You can tune the lawnmower!
What's the difference between an onion and bagpipes?
No one cries when bagpipes get chopped up!
What's the difference between a lawnmower and bagpipes?
You can tune the lawnmower!
What's the difference between an onion and bagpipes?
No one cries when bagpipes get chopped up!
Fit for a funeral. Indeed, I think that is why they are popular at funerals: The dead can't hear.
Bagpipes rule.
On the D-Day landings Lord Lovat and his Commandos were piped up the beach by Piper Millin who played "Blue Bonnets".
On the D-Day landings Lord Lovat and his Commandos were piped up the beach by Piper Millin who played "Blue Bonnets".
For anyone who's interested in reading a brief history of the bagpipes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagpipes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagpipes
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