Zombies!

i would catch a few put them in a giant hamster wheel hooked up to a electric motor and a bank of batteries. i just solved my energy problem. and i wouldn't have to feed them

I'd change the station.

Rob the local morgue and start a coffee/brain juice stand!

buy a belt fed weapon and a ton of ammo

I'm prepared. I read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. It has it all. What weapons to use, tactics for attacking, for surviving an attack, etc. It's really a good read. Check it out. Oh and in case you're wondering, he really likes the M1 Carbine for it's high capacity, light weight, reliability and Zombie Stopping Power.

Go fishing. When was the last time you saw Zombies out fishing?

scosmo451 said:

Go fishing. When was the last time you saw Zombies out fishing?

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I laughed till I had to change my undies.

scosmo451 said:

Go fishing. When was the last time you saw Zombies out fishing?

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Last Thursday, they had a couple of keepers but wouldn't tell me what they caught em' with.

I'd hole up in a farmhouse with a blonde chick and a black dude and husband and wife with a little girl but I'd keep my eye on that little girl.

I have seen that on you tube commanderjake

It depends on what kind of zombies.

Night of The Living Dead type, so slow you could just outpace them at a brisk walk?
Resident Evil type, fast and super strong?
I Am Legend type, smart enough to plan a coordinated assault on your BIL?
Scooby-Doo type, where it's just old man Wilkins, the caretaker for the abandoned amusement park, in a mask?

No matter what, you have to have a flame thrower. They're very effective against zombies and they have that extra added-coolness factor.

I agree with BS on this one it all depends on what type of zombies they are but mostly i would have to plan out a good location. pool resources after initial outbreak and scavenge as needed. but if you think about it it is not that far off to have a sort of zombie attack with all of the different diseases maybe a hybrid of leopracy and rabies or something f the like such as that. main defense for them though = AIM FOR THE HEAD

Belladonna said:

No matter what, you have to have a flame thrower. They're very effective against zombies and they have that extra added-coolness factor.

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If they really do burn well, you should stack a chord of them out by the barn for winter heating :thumb:

hrpardner said:

What would you do if a top secret government project went wrong, and now the living dead are roaming the city streets.

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I'd wake up. :thumb:

hrpardner said:

What would you do if a top secret government project went wrong, and now the living dead are roaming the city streets.

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Wake up...it's hard to believe that some people believe this stuff. Keeping alive people alive is expensive enough without trying to keep dead people alive.

splint said:

I'd hole up in a farmhouse with a blonde chick and a black dude and husband and wife with a little girl but I'd keep my eye on that little girl.

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W...T...F...?

Straight Razor said:

Wake up...it's hard to believe that some people believe this stuff. Keeping alive people alive is expensive enough without trying to keep dead people alive.

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I'm sure they don't believe it could happen. Think of it as a hypothetical question.

baka said:

I'm sure they don't believe it could happen. Think of it as a hypothetical question.

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Hate to break it to ya but there are many people who believe Russia has a million-man zombie army...troops of the living dead. What I wonder is what else don't these people grasp about reality if their thinking is so skewed to believe there are zombies. what I mean is... when you have a generation that believes in the grade B crap cranked out of Hollywood something is really wrong.

Straight Razor said:

Hate to break it to ya but there are many people who believe Russia has a million-man zombie army...troops of the living dead. What I wonder is what else don't these people grasp about reality if their thinking is so skewed to believe there are zombies. what I mean is... when you have a generation that believes in the grade B crap cranked out of Hollywood something is really wrong.

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I agree with you. I guess what I am doing can be equated to wishful thinking.