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Which condom would you use....

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

Come quickly Lord
2,049 Posts
Lol! Energizer.....Now where is my husband?

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UK lotto- it could be you.
Haha. That reminds me of an old boyfriend. One day I was going through his wallet (with his permission of course) and found a condom. I'd been on the pill for about a year. When I questioned why an involved man would keep a condom in his wallet, he said it had been in there for years and he forgot to take it out. Sure enough, when I looked at the expiry date it was long before we even met.

I guess it wasn't him very often. :xeye:

Mourning Wolf
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Meow Mix Condoms: Tastes so good cats ask for it by name

Whiskas Condoms: What cats want

9 Lives Condoms: Real Taste. Real Excitement.

Eukanuba Condoms: The best you can do for your dog

Pedigree Condoms: Sealed in goodness

Friskies Condoms: A language you both understand.

Sheba Condoms: To Say I Love you

Purina Condoms: Your Pet. Our Passion

Looking ahead
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Jello condoms: Theres always room for J-E-L-L-O.

Reese's PB cup condoms: Theres no wrong way to eat a Reese's

Frosted flakes condoms: They're GRRRREAT!

Lucky charms condoms: Always after my lucky charms. They're magically delicious

JIF condoms: Choosy moms choose JIF

Hot Wheels Condoms: Hot wheeeels, leading the way!

Verizon condoms: We never stop working for you.

John Deere condoms: Nothing runs like a Deere.

American Express condoms: Don't leave home without it.

Capital one condoms: Whats in your wallet?

GE condoms: We bring good things to life.

McDonald's condoms: We love to see you smile

JVC condoms: The perfect experience

Duracell condoms: Trusted everywhere

Cingular condoms: Raising the bar.

Prudential condoms: Growing and protecting your wealth.

Timex condoms: It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Hellman's condoms: Bring out the Hellman's, and bring out the best.

Maxwell house condoms: Good to the last drop.

Mountain Dew condoms: Do the dew.

Corn pops condoms: Gotta have my pops.

Twizzler condoms: Makes mouths happy.

Hostess Cakes Condoms: Hey, wheres the cream filling?

Semper non compos mentis
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A few from Oz

XXXX Beer condoms: "I can feel a 4X coming on"
Twisties condoms: "Life's pretty straight without Twisties"
LG condoms: "Life's Good"
Cadbury's Chocolate condoms: "a glass and a half of full cream milk"
Rugby League condoms: "for the game they play in Heaven"
Mazda condoms: "Zoom-Zoom"
Ford Ranger condoms: "Legendary Tough"
Honda CRV condoms: "Dress for It"
Lynx Jet deodorant condoms: "Get On- Get Off"
Bundaberg (Bundy) Rum condoms: “Now turn, and turn, and turn, now sip. Good work. Now tell a stupid joke.”

Berri Australian Fresh fruit juice condoms: "You can tell when it’s not all Aussie."

Powerade Isotonic sports drink condoms: “Help your body keep up with your mind”

Rugby Football butterflies tv ad condoms: “Everyone gets them. Champions use them.”
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