I know I'll get lynched for saying this, but here goes:
I wanted to like vienna sausages. I really did. After all, hundreds of posters on my favorite survival site can't be wrong, right?
I got a can of the things made by Armour. Despite my treet nightmare, I thought I'd give them a try. Opened the ca and quickly poured the foul looking juice down the drain. Inside were five or six flaccid horrors. I teased one out with a fork and gingerly took a small bite. How to describe the taste? If two meats went to school and one graduated and became a hotdog, the vienna sausage was the one who dropped out and became a pothead. Not gut wrenchingly bad or even disgusting, but more……disappointing. It tried so hard to be good and failed so completely I couldn't help but feel sorry for the thing.
To make it a complete experiment, I tried a Libbys. Same results.
If you consider that my local Winn Dixie sells vienna sausages for 13 cents an ounce and sells spam for 20 cents an ounce, I'll go with the spam. To me, the taste is worth spending an extra few pennies on.
Now, I won't hold it against you if you like them. I'd even eat the wretched things if I was starving. But under no circumstances will I allow them to enter my house.
I wanted to like vienna sausages. I really did. After all, hundreds of posters on my favorite survival site can't be wrong, right?
I got a can of the things made by Armour. Despite my treet nightmare, I thought I'd give them a try. Opened the ca and quickly poured the foul looking juice down the drain. Inside were five or six flaccid horrors. I teased one out with a fork and gingerly took a small bite. How to describe the taste? If two meats went to school and one graduated and became a hotdog, the vienna sausage was the one who dropped out and became a pothead. Not gut wrenchingly bad or even disgusting, but more……disappointing. It tried so hard to be good and failed so completely I couldn't help but feel sorry for the thing.
To make it a complete experiment, I tried a Libbys. Same results.
If you consider that my local Winn Dixie sells vienna sausages for 13 cents an ounce and sells spam for 20 cents an ounce, I'll go with the spam. To me, the taste is worth spending an extra few pennies on.
Now, I won't hold it against you if you like them. I'd even eat the wretched things if I was starving. But under no circumstances will I allow them to enter my house.