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Viagra guy starts fire with knife and rock!

7.2K views 45 replies 32 participants last post by  fixesstuff  
#1 ·
Ok i just seen this Viagra commercial where this guys lighter fails and he goes to his tool box and gets his brass buck folder lock back. He strikes it in the closed position against a rock and in two strikes he has a fire blazing. :eek:

No WD-40, no PJ cotton balls, no mag. block. What a stud!! :eek:
 
#7 ·
OK, now to rip it apart.

Will brass even throw a spark? Isn't brass made from copper and nickel. Its soft and nonferrous?

And that's a small tent. Pretty close to the fire. Wind is really strong. Big fire.

Where the camper? With a truck like that you usually pull a camper.

Curious minds wanna know.....
 
#9 ·
If you also might notice, the sparks fly in the wrong direction.

If you strike a knife against a flint like he does, the sparks would fly up.
 
#18 ·
Also, notice how solitary and alone Firemaking Viagraman is. He's obviously there to "Rub one out by himself on some lonely Beach in the desolation of Viagraworld."
He's gonna' need that Fire, at night the Blue Ice Crabs patrol the Beach looking for irradiated Carrion to fuel up on. Anything organic and alive would be quick to get the "Electric Eel Tratment"., to be consumed at a later date, once the darkened Carrion had soaked up the requisite properties to make it digestible.....:eek:

Viagraworld must suck, cuz' you only get your choice of a lonely desolete Beach, or doin' it with horses.
It's kinda' like The "Dark Tower" by Stephen King.
 
#19 ·
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Yes I just saw that this morning yes that struck me kind of weird,Never mind the fire.Why was he camping with out miss Viagra talk about all revved up and no place to go!!
 
#21 ·
Back to the horses thing.. It'd take an hour just to team the horses up(AND unteam them and put'm back in the trailer). Why don't they show him wading in the shin deep mud doing everything that had to be done first? ..he'd absolutely have to. And that's the main road to his house? Really? And why are they always in slow motion(as is 99% of all commericals).
Then theres the overheated 69 Camaro commerical. All he does is put more water in it and goes about his way. Really? That fixed it?
 
#25 ·
Sad part is he wasted that much time taking the horses out if you notice the truck he doesnt have it in 4wd it has lockers and he should have went around the mud he had plenty of space. Mabe all the blood ran out of his brain and thats what its explaining.
 
#27 ·
I have been thinking about sending my 110 back to buck asking them to replace the piece of junk. I must have slammed the brass bolster against a chunk limestone a 100 times and not even a hint if a spark. What a waste of a good $3.68 cents.