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I was just wondering if anyone could tell me what is the most effective and super bestest way to handle the highly anticipated and dreaded Undead Grizzly Motorcycle Raider Banker Gangs that will pillage Florida and the surrounding states after the SHTF.

Should I just give them the mortgage to my mom's house and a ham sammich? Or should I put on my cammies and fend them off with my rat terrier and prototype glock 58D that I am thinking I should buy after someone tells me it is super-bestest. It has to be suppressed though and have room for six tactical lights and my goretex socks. I know I can make a head shot through concrete at 400 yards with my Glock 58D .380. I saw it once on Mall Ninja Assasins--Special Undead Grizzly edition. I also really think that it should have a hidden compartment in the gripe-thingy for some gummy bears.

Would eating gummy bears make an Undead Grizzly Motorcycle Raider Banker Gang member a cannibal? What is the best spice to eat that would make me taste bad to a Undead Grizzly Motorcycle Raider Banker Gang?

I fully understand that I need to taste bad and have really good idea of what to ask is the best way to not get eaten the theUndead Grizzly Motorcycle Raider Banker Gangs but can you guys tell me how?

If you answer me, rest assured that I will not thank you and will be highly unlikely to contribute further in the thread except for maybe the occasional bump post just to keep this useless thread alive.
 

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You good always use a silver spoon to fend them off someone else earlier suggested a silver spoon sharpened at both ends dipped in honey to pierce easier, or a 45-70 pistol with an ACOG and FLIR. But my choice would be a .22lr for hard combat. Maybe a 500 S&W is best since im 6'2" and 252 lbs, the recoil is negligible. Maybe you should think about getting a bayonet for your pistol while your at it, :).
 

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were off to a good start here, but we also need to know:
the best socks
the best boots
the best fanny pack?
the bestest watch
the best eyeglasses
the best wrist bands
the best ballcaps
the best tactical folder
the best fire starter
the best hand mirror
the bestest bullets
the best tactical books
the best one liner
the best map of florida
the best handloads for bear gangs
the best tactical accesories for the glock 58D
etc
etc
 

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were off to a good start here, but we also need to know:
the best socks
the best boots
the best fanny pack?
the bestest watch
the best eyeglasses
the best wrist bands
the best ballcaps
the best tactical folder
the best fire starter
the best hand mirror
the bestest bullets
the best tactical books
the best one liner
the best map of florida
the best handloads for bear gangs
the best tactical accesories for the glock 58D
etc
etc
What?!? No tactical condoms???:confused:.....:(
 

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I'm gonna need a source for the kevlar jock strap. I don't have one yet.
I can't help but wonder if some people may be using this site as a research source while writing the next best survival situation novel ever. That many posts on that many topics in that short amount of time.
 

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Being in CA. i guess i don't have to worry about Florinda's grizzly undead motorcycle gangs. Im more afraid of the global warming issue. You know we are all screwed when the ice thaws, the dinosaurs defrost and man kind starts harnessing their power for epic future dino mounted wars... I saw it on the sci-fi channel movie of the week.
 

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Here is the 10 step process for how you do it. I'll give the bullet points. It would take 5+ years to spell out the detail.
1) maintain distance
2) perimeter security for threat awareness
3) discouragement so they go elsewhere
4) long-term supplies
5) precious metals
6) direct handling of threat
7) redundant body
8) communication with your established network
9) ??
10) profit
 

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This is the bestest most comprehensiveist bear fighting arse kickin supply list you'll ever need. I compiled this list from known expert question askers. The bears in Florida are bad right now. If you forget ONE item on this list, the bike grizzlies will have their way with you. Just remember I told you. If I listed something more than once....it's because I like it, and have nothing more interesting to do. 'Cept think about bears. Grizzly bears. Scary bears...that ride bikes.
OK. That is all. Spend lots of money. It's worth saving your arse one day. That day may or may not ever come....but if iot does your butt's covered. If you think of something else to add to my list......DON'T. You need nothing else. This is the BESTEST list ever compiled by anyone on this forum. Don't try to out-do it. You can't. You won't. This is the ONLY way you can avoid being eaten by hoards of Harley ridin' grizzlies from hell. Get yer gear now! If you want to know about any of this gear....start your own thread and just ask? OK? Thanks.

Here north of San Antonio, Texas....grizzlies are an absolute menace. I have an 8 ft fence to repel them from getting into my back yard. This deters them, and routes them to the neighbors. Many neighbors have succombed, and been eaten because they didn't have the equipment listed below. Please don't be a victim. Become pro-active and defend yourself!!!

Disclaimer: This list was compiled from the thoughts of a true dedicated survivalist mall ninja-ist.

FRS/GWRS walkie talkie. Motorolla or Midland.
Lethal of common rounds at long range.
Katadyn Micro Pocket Filter.
Canteen burner cups USGI.
An SKS
GI ACU's
A Century Arms Romanian Dragunov like insurgents use
Man made tent shelter
Internal pockets for Kifaru Navigator
Lube for your guns
Surefire X300
High calory light weight food
A suppressor
.22 for hard use and combat drills
Sig 522
Eton Scorpion
Solarlink FR600
Hatchet, axe, saw... Gerber
Communications
Good 4 inch .38?
M1A
DSA FAL
USGI Goose bag
Danners
Long underwear
Shortwave
Need a hatchet, axe, and saw. Gerber
Warm wet socks and mittens/ gloves and hat
Smartwool
Seal skinz
Snakes on you while you sleep. Make sure they'rattlers. No other snake will do.
M16
M4
Tuckable holster
Powerful/ effective slug for charging grizzly bear
Combat folder OVER 4 inches
Vehicle, off road
Be sure to keep mice oout of this gear, and your skivvies!
Ankle carry a Glock 29 10mm, if not a 27will do
Luminox watch
Sig 556 rifle
CB antana for car, CB not required
Ruger 10/22 bestes .22
Food
Partial MRE's. Don't need the whole thing anyway
An airsoft/ BB gun to train. Real guns are dangerous and can put your eye out.
Kahr P380
Dry bags
Sirus or XM satilite radio
What happened to the site? Answer: FloridaState over loaded the damn thing with new threads
Binoculars
Water
Handcuffs
USGI gas mask
Gerber hatchet_Gerber is da bomb. I mentioned more than once, you know....
Credit Card knife
Glock 36
CVolt Commander 1911
More body fat
11 inch DSA FAL
Hitsitsu or Kabar
.22 magnum penetrator round and a NAA mini revolve
Sniper tactics for survival
Leatherman
Gortex wea
Coyote brown winter jacket.
Glock 27,a Kahr PM40 and PM45 Can't have too many guns!! Yah baby!!!
Boots/ sneakers
Surefire x300
Defensive Cane
Thunderwear...these work without a woman!
AA Mini pug .22 magum
Grizzly Bear defense rifle AND shotgun. You'll get him eventually, unless he eats your buutt. Then don't worry about it.
Survival lighter
Crank radio
Neck carry holster and lanyard for naa mini. I loove this little fart gun. I've mentioned it in even my dreams.......
Draco Ak 47 pistol
Mossberg 590 5 shot Class 3 shotgun
Kifaru Express OD green
Kifaru EMR and MMR
Trauma kit.
Tool to gather wood
Largest most bad boy pack or USMC ILBE
Add ons for my Kifaru Navigator
Learn Self defense against bears Rifle and shotgun. Maybe a lever action. I never stop dreaming about bears. love 'em!!!

Metal cage for your pack, should be a Kifaru
.380 ammo feeds inheriently reliable. Need round nose, FMJ, flat nose, and hard cast
Katadyn Hiker Pro
Katadyn Pocket. I've said it before, and I'll say it again....Katadyn!!!
Wireless camera detector
Fold up bike
Rokon, Yamaha Raptor and a Grizzly. I like anything "bear"
1980s suburban, or 1995 Ford F150
Oil slick instalation and other speed racer type devices for your car
USGI bivy
Snake boots
Surefire X300 and Streamlight TLR1s. I love mall ninja sh*t!!!
Colt m4, Sig 556, M1A I love riflees!! I just don't have any...
Sig 556 more reliable than DSA FAL. As accuret as M16. Did I already say this???
Survival strobe IR
Super waterproof gloves, hat, seal skinz and socks
Gen 1 night vision for SHTF
Single, double SAPI plate or Interceptor body armor
2007 Cadillad Escalade ESV and Yukon Denalli XL vs Suburban 1500 or 2500 for Daily drive. Can't have too many BOV's
OC spray
GLock 21 for stopping a bear. Grizzlies are all over Florida. Carfule fellow Ninja!!! Careful......

Benchmade Axis.
Drive on bare rims with no tires.
Ruger LCP ands Kahr Pm40/9, .38 revolver, Rorghbar 9mm, Kahr 380. Guns are good! Did I say that before???? Oh well........

5.11 pants
Run flat tires. Yah, yah. I know I said to run on rims before....I changed my mind. OK? get over it.....

Maps
All season Lincoln Town Car tires, in case you have a Lincoln........
Ford F350, Dodge Ram 2500/1500. Have I mentioned this before???? I forgot.....

License plate flippers and laser jammers
Lo-Jjack system
Snakes. Did I say snakes already? I like snakes....
10mm, Glock 27, 29, 21 and a 20. Have I told you I like Glocks????
500 Smith and Wesson
Wind up radio
Surefire X300. Did I tell you I like these yet?
Taser
Kahr .380
Glock 20 10mm. You know about Glock's right. Bear killers!
Lightweight cold/wet survival shelter USGI bivy and Kifaru Para Tarp
HK mark 23 socom and a Glock 21. Did you know I like Glocks? Oh...OK.
Arsenal SAM and a SGL21
16 inch Colt 6920
Gortex extreme cold gloves or gortex covers
Water purification tablets and Foot powder and mole skin
Mainstay 3600
Light sticks
Danner Dri-lex hot weather acadia. Did I say Danners yet?
AK 47 bayonet
Benelli M4
Draco AK 47 pistol. I said it once, I'll say again.
TOPS knives
.22 rifle for combat training at 100 yards
Anchors for Fort Knox Valut
Fort Knox Defender.
Maxpedition
.22 LR Revolver for surviva
Ak47
Fort Knox or Sturdy Safe. Another of my favorite things........
Danner Arcadia. I like Danners. Is this the third time I've told you?
GWRS/FMS, CB, Scanner, Crank radio, solar powered battery charger...
Henry USAF rifle
Scott ors Surviviar Gas Masks. USGI ain't good enough I suppose
 

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This is the bestest most comprehensiveist bear fighting arse kickin supply list you'll ever need. I compiled this list from know expert question askers. The bears in Florida are bad right now. If you forget ONE item on this list, the bike grizzlies will have their way with you. Just remember I told you. If I listed something more than once....it's because I like it, and have nothing more interesting to do. 'Cept think about bears. Grizzly bears. Scary bears...that ride bikes.
OK. That is all. Spend lots of money. It's worth saving your arse one day. That day may or may not ever come....but if iot does your butt's coverede. If you think of something else to add to my list......DON"T. You need nothing else. Thios is the BESTE$ST ist ever compiled by anyone on this forum. Don't try to out-do it. You can't. You won't. This is the ONLY way you can avoid being eaten by hoards of Harley ridin' grizzlies from hell. Get yer gear now! If you want to know about any of this gear....start your own thread and just ask? OK? Thanks.

Disclaimer: This list was compiled from the thoughts of a true dedicated survivalist mall ninja-ist.

FRS/GWRS walkie talkie. Motorolla or Midland.
Lethal of common rounds at long range.
Katadyn Micro Pocket Filter.
Canteen burner cups USGI.
An SKS
GI ACU's
A Century Arms Romanian Dragunov like insurgents use
Man made tent shelter
Internal pockets for Kifaru Navigator
Lube for your guns
Surefire X300
High calory light weight food
A suppressor
.22 for hard use and combat drills
Sig 522
Eton Scorpion
Solarlink FR600
Hatchet, axe, saw... Gerber
Communications
Good 4 inch .38?
M1A
DSA FAL
USGI Goose bag
Danners
Long underwear
Shortwave
Need a hatchet, axe, and saw. Gerber
Warm wet socks and mittens/ gloves and hat
Smartwool
Seal skinz
Snakes on you while you sleep. Make sure they'rattlers. No other snake will do.
M16
M4
Tuckable holster
Powerful/ effective slug for charging grizzly bear
Combat folder OVER 4 inches
Vehicle, off road
Be sure to keep mice oout of this gear, and your skivvies!
Ankle carry a Glock 29 10mm, if not a 27will do
Luminox watch
Sig 556 rifle
CB antana for car, CB not required
Ruger 10/22 bestes .22
Food
Partial MRE's. Don't need the whole thing anyway
An airsoft/ BB gun to train. Real guns are dangerous and can put your eye out.
Kahr P380
Dry bags
Sirus or XM satilite radio
What happened to the site? Answer: FloridaState over loaded the damn thing with new threads
Binoculars
Water
Handcuffs
USGI gas mask
Gerber hatchet_Gerber is da bomb. I mentioned more than once, you know....
Credit Card knife
Glock 36
CVolt Commander 1911
More body fat
11 inch DSA FAL
Hitsitsu or Kabar
.22 magnum penetrator round and a NAA mini revolve
Sniper tactics for survival
Leatherman
Gortex wea
Coyote brown winter jacket.
Glock 27,a Kahr PM40 and PM45 Can't have too many guns!! Yah baby!!!
Boots/ sneakers
Surefire x300
Defensive Cane
Thunderwear...these work without a woman!
AA Mini pug .22 magum
Grizzly Bear defense rifle AND shotgun. You'll get him eventually, unless he eats your buutt. Then don't worry about it.
Survival lighter
Crank radio
Neck carry holster and lanyard for naa mini. I loove this little fart gun. I've mentioned it in even my dreams.......
Draco Ak 47 pistol
Mossberg 590 5 shot Class 3 shotgun
Kifaru Express OD green
Kifaru EMR and MMR
Trauma kit.
Tool to gather wood
Largest most bad boy pack or USMC ILBE
Add ons for my Kifaru Navigator
Learn Self defense against bears Rifle and shotgun. Maybe a lever action. I never stop dreaming about bears. love 'em!!!

Metal cage for your pack, should be a Kifaru
.380 ammo feeds inheriently reliable. Need round nose, FMJ, flat nose, and hard cast
Katadyn Hiker Pro
Katadyn Pocket. I've said it before, and I'll say it again....Katadyn!!!
Wireless camera detector
Fold up bike
Rokon, Yamaha Raptor and a Grizzly. I like anything "bear"
1980s suburban, or 1995 Ford F150
Oil slick instalation and other speed racer type devices for your car
USGI bivy
Snake boots
Surefire X300 and Streamlight TLR1s. I love mall ninja sh*t!!!
Colt m4, Sig 556, M1A I love riflees!! I just don't have any...
Sig 556 more reliable than DSA FAL. As accuret as M16. Did I already say this???
Survival strobe IR
Super waterproof gloves, hat, seal skinz and socks
Gen 1 night vision for SHTF
Single, double SAPI plate or Interceptor body armor
2007 Cadillad Escalade ESV and Yukon Denalli XL vs Suburban 1500 or 2500 for Daily drive. Can't have too many BOV's
OC spray
GLock 21 for stopping a bear. Grizzlies are all over Florida. Carfule fellow Ninja!!! Careful......

Benchmade Axis.
Drive on bare rims with no tires.
Ruger LCP ands Kahr Pm40/9, .38 revolver, Rorghbar 9mm, Kahr 380. Guns are good! Did I say that before???? Oh well........

5.11 pants
Run flat tires. Yah, yah. I know I said to run on rims before....I changed my mind. OK? get over it.....

Maps
All season Lincoln Town Car tires, in case you have a Lincoln........
Ford F350, Dodge Ram 2500/1500. Have I mentioned this before???? I forgot.....

License plate flippers and laser jammers
Lo-Jjack system
Snakes. Did I say snakes already? I like snakes....
10mm, Glock 27, 29, 21 and a 20. Have I told you I like Glocks????
500 Smith and Wesson
Wind up radio
Surefire X300. Did I tell you I like these yet?
Taser
Kahr .380
Glock 20 10mm. You know about Glock's right. Bear killers!
Lightweight cold/wet survival shelter USGI bivy and Kifaru Para Tarp
HK mark 23 socom and a Glock 21. Did you know I like Glocks? Oh...OK.
Arsenal SAM and a SGL21
16 inch Colt 6920
Gortex extreme cold gloves or gortex covers
Water purification tablets and Foot powder and mole skin
Mainstay 3600
Light sticks
Danner Dri-lex hot weather acadia. Did I say Danners yet?
AK 47 bayonet
Benelli M4
Draco AK 47 pistol. I said it once, I'll say again.
TOPS knives
.22 rifle for combat training at 100 yards
Anchors for Fort Knox Valut
Fort Knox Defender.
Maxpedition
.22 LR Revolver for surviva
Ak47
Fort Knox or Sturdy Safe. Another of my favorite things........
Danner Arcadia. I like Danners. Is this the third time I've told you?
GWRS/FMS, CB, Scanner, Crank radio, solar powered battery charger...
Henry USAF rifle
Scott ors Surviviar Gas Masks. USGI ain't good enough I suppose
You forgot cotton balls.
 

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I'm gonna need a source for the kevlar jock strap. I don't have one yet.
I can't help but wonder if some people may be using this site as a research source while writing the next best survival situation novel ever. That many posts on that many topics in that short amount of time.
I got a good used one for ya....just got a few holes in it but it's still good
 
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