If you can't park your car in a garage...
Don't park under trees. Even small ones. The branches will scratch tick-tack-toe boards all over your car. (Also same advice for avoiding angering ex-girlfriends.)
Don't park by buildings with 'spanish tile' rooves. They become machine guns, firing 3 pound ceramic tiles at 100 mph at the same location. They Will put a crater in your hood.
off the top of my head...
Don't park under trees. Even small ones. The branches will scratch tick-tack-toe boards all over your car. (Also same advice for avoiding angering ex-girlfriends.)
Don't park by buildings with 'spanish tile' rooves. They become machine guns, firing 3 pound ceramic tiles at 100 mph at the same location. They Will put a crater in your hood.
off the top of my head...