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AKA The Dragon
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The Bird Feeder

I bought a bird feeder.

I hung it on my patio and filled it lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.

Within a Week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the bird sh##.

It was everywhere; on the patio tiles, the chairs, the table ...


Then some of the birds turned mean.

They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And other birds were boisterous and loud.

They sat on the feeder and squawked, and screamed at all hours of the day and night.

Demanding that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even

Sit on my own back porch

Anymore. So I took down the

Bird feeder and in three days

The birds were gone. I cleaned

Up their mess and took down

The many nests they had built

All over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like

It used to be ... Quiet, serene

And no one demanding their

Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see ....

Our governments give out

Free food, free housing,

Free medical care, and free

Education and allows anyone

Born here to get automatic


And so the illegals come by

The millions. Suddenly

Our taxes go up to pay for the

Free services; small apartments

Are housing 5 or more families; you

Have to wait 6 hours to be seen by a doctor

Because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;

Your child's year 12 class is

Behind other schools because

Over half the class doesn't speak


Corn Flakes now come in a

Bilingual box; I have to

'press one' to hear my bank

Talk to me in English, and

People waving flags other

than ours are

Squawking and screaming

In the streets, demanding

that we change our way of life.

Its just my opinion but:

Maybe, just maybe,

it's time for the government

To take down the damn bird feeder.

Do you agree?
If not, keep cleaning up the sh##!

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Think of that all by your self did ya .

By removing the feeder you removed a prime " Targets of Opportunity " , great practice with the Crossmen and saves on ammo . :thumb:

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California might do away with ours do to lack of funds. Problem is.... these birds will try to take the food directly from my hand if the feeder is removed.

What will all the hungry and drug starved delinquents do when their meal ticket disappears? They will turn to crime!!!! I guarantee burglary will skyrocket as well as muggings and even murder. Mass exodus will follow and most of the at least non-violent birdies will have to leave but the rest will have to be dealt with. Im for it but know it will get worse before it gets better!
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