I have to agree with that!:thumb:If nothing else reading it was a giggle
I'm not a fan of the "survival tin" most times people say they put this, that or the other in there for this, that or the other uses/purposes and the stuff isn't up to the job, the majority of wire saws are a joke as just one example.
If you go out and setup camp and try each piece of kit for all the purposes you've stated I'd be interested in a follow up post/thread.