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A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2020 Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $11,500 each. It comes with a ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, and $400.00 bar tab. It also has a back stage pass to the winners locker room.

He didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...

It's at St Paul's Church, in Orlando, FL at 3pm. Her name is Ashley. She's 5'4", about 115 lbs, and a very good cook. She loves to watch hockey and drink beer. She'll be the one in the white dress..

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A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2020 Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $11,500 each. It comes with a ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, and $400.00 bar tab. It also has a back stage pass to the winners locker room.



He didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...



It's at St Paul's Church, in Orlando, FL at 3pm. Her name is Ashley. She's 5'4", about 115 lbs, and a very good cook. She loves to watch hockey and drink beer. She'll be the one in the white dress..



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That’s a good one.
 

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