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Someone else, I do not remember who - sorry, made a comment in another thread about how they liked one brand of emergency food bars as opposed to another. I have have been eyeballing these bars for a while for vehicle emergency bag food. With idea planted in my head by this other member that I should give these things a try before filling our emergency bags with them, I headed to Emergency Essentials to try whatever brands they had. I ordered one of the 2400C bars each of SOS, Datrex, and Mainstay. They just arrived today and I wanted to share my thoughts in case they would help anyone.
The bars all come in mylar with intact vacuum seals. Each bar has instructions for using them as a 2-3 day emergency food source. They weigh in just over a pound each (16.68oz, 16.9oz, & 16.56oz, respectively) and are dense, little bricks of food. You could fill a pillow case with these and put a hurtin' on someone, but this isn't a post about self-defense foods. I just hope they come out in a gentler form. They all consist, essentially, of flour, vegetable shortening, various sugars, preservatives, and added vitamins and minerals. The SOS bar cost $3.95 while the other two were $4.50 each (sans shipping), so the SOS wins on $ per Cal. Each package is stamped with a MFG & BB date and each is a 5-year spread - 11/13 and 11/18 for SOS, 9/13 and 9/18 for Datrex, and 4/13 and 4/18 for Mainstay.
First up for the taste test is the SOS bar. After opening the mylar, coconut smells wafted out, which is one of the listed ingredients. There are 6 bars inside, each wrapped in an individual plastic wrapper, which should help them keep from getting stale too quickly. Crumbly and dry, they remind me of those holiday cookies with the jam in the middle; considering how they are a bit greasy feeling, I expected to taste/feel the shortening, but didn't notice it once I took a bite. There is a hint of lemon, salt, and sugar, though none of them overpower my taste buds. 1/3 of the way through and I really need a drink. Time to put this one aside and try the next one - and make sure there's plenty of water in each of our bags.
Datrex bars come much the same way, individually plastic wrapped bars in sealed mylar. There are 12 bars instead of 6. They also smell a bit like coconut, which is again listed as an ingredient. One bite gives me all the information I need about the taste of this bar; it is almost flavorless! It definitely reminds me of something, though I am not sure what; matzo? The flavor is very subtle, floury, with just a hint of sweetness. I like the fact that it doesn't taste like much, though it is even dryer and more crumbly in texture than the SOS bar. Since I just took one bite and it was drier than the SOS brand bar, I assume this one will make me even thirstier. OK, on to the last bar.
Mainstay's packed in a slightly longer and flatter package. The first thing I noticed after peeking into the bag is that the bars are actually one solid, single bar with indentations for breaking it into 6 servings. It smells like lemon, pumpkin, & hot dog? Like the Datrex bar, this one has very little flavor and is a little less crumbly in texture. It doesn't taste like it smells and I can't describe the flavor, only that it is very very subtle, not tasting like much of anything and having an even milder sweetness compared to the Datrex bar. I am a bit surprised because someone else commented that Mainstay had a lemony taste.
All three bars are pretty mild in flavor, the last two being almost flavorless. They're all dense and crumbly with a little greasiness imparted by the shortening - reminiscent of of a graham cracker crust. The SOS had the most flavor and I imagine pickier eaters might handle that one better than the other two. Due to the texture, I'm sure all of these bars would make you thirsty. My wife and son haven't been subjected to the taste test yet, and I am not a picky eater, so I may update this later with their reactions; I don't really have a preference from this testing.
*Final Edit*
Ok, so I spent 3 days out of the past ~week and half subsisting on these bars. I had no adverse reactions to any of them aside from being very bored of eating them! I don't have a preference for any one bar over the others, but other posters suggested some different bars that I should try. Out of the three brands above, they are all bland, dry-ish, and in me (apparently not other people who've tried them), induce a bit of thirst. I know that's all a bit anti-climactic, but there you have it. All testing was performed in the safety of my office, so I did not have to rely upon these to get me through 3 days worth of low-calorie survival mode.
The bars all come in mylar with intact vacuum seals. Each bar has instructions for using them as a 2-3 day emergency food source. They weigh in just over a pound each (16.68oz, 16.9oz, & 16.56oz, respectively) and are dense, little bricks of food. You could fill a pillow case with these and put a hurtin' on someone, but this isn't a post about self-defense foods. I just hope they come out in a gentler form. They all consist, essentially, of flour, vegetable shortening, various sugars, preservatives, and added vitamins and minerals. The SOS bar cost $3.95 while the other two were $4.50 each (sans shipping), so the SOS wins on $ per Cal. Each package is stamped with a MFG & BB date and each is a 5-year spread - 11/13 and 11/18 for SOS, 9/13 and 9/18 for Datrex, and 4/13 and 4/18 for Mainstay.
First up for the taste test is the SOS bar. After opening the mylar, coconut smells wafted out, which is one of the listed ingredients. There are 6 bars inside, each wrapped in an individual plastic wrapper, which should help them keep from getting stale too quickly. Crumbly and dry, they remind me of those holiday cookies with the jam in the middle; considering how they are a bit greasy feeling, I expected to taste/feel the shortening, but didn't notice it once I took a bite. There is a hint of lemon, salt, and sugar, though none of them overpower my taste buds. 1/3 of the way through and I really need a drink. Time to put this one aside and try the next one - and make sure there's plenty of water in each of our bags.
Datrex bars come much the same way, individually plastic wrapped bars in sealed mylar. There are 12 bars instead of 6. They also smell a bit like coconut, which is again listed as an ingredient. One bite gives me all the information I need about the taste of this bar; it is almost flavorless! It definitely reminds me of something, though I am not sure what; matzo? The flavor is very subtle, floury, with just a hint of sweetness. I like the fact that it doesn't taste like much, though it is even dryer and more crumbly in texture than the SOS bar. Since I just took one bite and it was drier than the SOS brand bar, I assume this one will make me even thirstier. OK, on to the last bar.
Mainstay's packed in a slightly longer and flatter package. The first thing I noticed after peeking into the bag is that the bars are actually one solid, single bar with indentations for breaking it into 6 servings. It smells like lemon, pumpkin, & hot dog? Like the Datrex bar, this one has very little flavor and is a little less crumbly in texture. It doesn't taste like it smells and I can't describe the flavor, only that it is very very subtle, not tasting like much of anything and having an even milder sweetness compared to the Datrex bar. I am a bit surprised because someone else commented that Mainstay had a lemony taste.
All three bars are pretty mild in flavor, the last two being almost flavorless. They're all dense and crumbly with a little greasiness imparted by the shortening - reminiscent of of a graham cracker crust. The SOS had the most flavor and I imagine pickier eaters might handle that one better than the other two. Due to the texture, I'm sure all of these bars would make you thirsty. My wife and son haven't been subjected to the taste test yet, and I am not a picky eater, so I may update this later with their reactions; I don't really have a preference from this testing.
*Final Edit*
Ok, so I spent 3 days out of the past ~week and half subsisting on these bars. I had no adverse reactions to any of them aside from being very bored of eating them! I don't have a preference for any one bar over the others, but other posters suggested some different bars that I should try. Out of the three brands above, they are all bland, dry-ish, and in me (apparently not other people who've tried them), induce a bit of thirst. I know that's all a bit anti-climactic, but there you have it. All testing was performed in the safety of my office, so I did not have to rely upon these to get me through 3 days worth of low-calorie survival mode.