If red M&Ms were found to cure cancer, they would be removed from every shelf overnight:xeye: J the Painter

 

There is a cure for cancer, its One drop of sweat off a city workers butt:xeye:
J the Painter

 

It only stands to reason that where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the

sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who

speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the

master.

A. R.

 

Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them. Leave them alone.
A.R.

 

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?
A.R.

 

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
M.T.

 

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
M.T.

 

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
M.T.

 

George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
M.T.

 

Hell, these are Marines. Men like them held Guadalcanal and took Iwo Jima. Bagdad ain't ****.
Marine Major General John F. Kelly

 

"If you aren't part of the solution you are part of the problem." unknown

 

"NUTS!" Brigadier General Anthony C. McAuliffe

 

"Yup"
- Hank Hill


(y'all, the OP said "Short Quotes Only!" and I have delivered!)

 

War is hell.

 

'History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.'

Napoleon Bonaparte

 

It's not the goal in life to master the dance,
but to lose yourself within it.

 

TIMMYYYYY!!!!-timmy

 

Feelin lucky, punk?-Dirty harry

 

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -George Carlin

"'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?" -George Carlin (Short quote about short quotes. )

 

In our day knowledge is abundant and wisdom is scarce. "The Druid"
(it was a T Shirt I read and liked not a religious comment)

 

ABSURDITY, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. — The Devil's Dictionary

 

Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.

Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826

 

"Nuts" commander at the Battle of the Bulge in WW2

 

Repost
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"Failure is an accomplishment of people who quit before their problems do..." - My Grandfather, Homer Ferguson (1918-2006).

John

 

"Only the dead have seen the end of war"

Some say this from Plato, but know one really knows.