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SO I live in the suburbs, in a nice apartment, and the lasy on the corner by the woods feeds the raccoons on her patio. Now Stitches has a mate and diddles around under the oak tree below my upstairs window. Diego, my 4 legged friend, nicknamed the varmint stitches after he tried to play with him early this year...and Stitches didn't wanna play. I've got pics I'll post later of him...but for now all you get is Diego's sutures on his sniffer.
My question to all you backwoods hillbillies on this site (
you know I'm playin, right?)...how many of you would have shot/snared/blow darted/slingshotted/clubbed this little guy and eaten him and his new girlfriend or made a dandy hat out of them? I swear I could feed him from my hand...he took a tortilla to the melon last night from my upstairs window; they are like pets to half the folks out here. I really have nothing against them, except another $300 vet bill will really **** me off, and the things are so tame that they really don't even run from ya.
So, who'd kill these kritters? Who'd feed them? Trap and release? Just curious...I enjoy watching them, but keep thinking they'd prolly make a dandy hat...
My question to all you backwoods hillbillies on this site (
So, who'd kill these kritters? Who'd feed them? Trap and release? Just curious...I enjoy watching them, but keep thinking they'd prolly make a dandy hat...