[OLDWarrior64]

It was so cold in DC this past winter, I actually saw a liberal with his hands in his OWN pockets!

 

[OLDWarrior64]

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." --**** Cavett

 

[OLDWarrior64]

Friends help you move.....REAL friends help you move bodies.

 

[OLDWarrior64]

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

 

[OLDWarrior64]

OK....so I have a few of them....some are mindless but oh well...


Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there Braille Keypads on Drive up ATMs?

Don't ever trust a skinny chef.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


And some George Carlin....

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

 

[OLDWarrior64]

Some people are alive simply because it's illegal to shoot them.