And with what does he propose we pay for Greenland? We're trillions of dollars in debt now.

 

Dude, it's Greenland... we can get it for $87 and a couple boxes of Trump steaks...

 

And what leads you to believe the Canadians are totally going to put Alberta, Saskatchewan, and the Yukon up for sale?

 

They don't have to. Any Canadian province can legally secede from Canada and Canadian provinces are specifically permitted to apply for admission to the union. Alberta would be an excellent addition. It is probably the most "conservative" province in Canada and is self supporting.

 

Why? I mean, Why? What resources does Greenland have? Does Denmark really want to unload it? Do we need anymore socialists?

It is behind a paywall, so I can't read the article.

 

A little information about Greenland's resources.

 

How about we trade for California?

 

Hell...Texas ought to buy it just for the ice this summer.

 

Get it while you still can!

 

I think it is a fantastic idea

 

I do as well.

It's a great move for many reasons. If he actually pulls it off, hard not to rank him among the top POTUS in history.

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Well, we don't have a shortage of maple syrup, so why would we want to take over part of Canada?

 

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You can't just go out and buy other countries or parts of other countries.

Really? Louisiana purchase from France, Alaskan Purchase from Russia, and the Gadsden Purchase from Mexico spring to mind. Don't they teach US history anymore? Oh, I forgot......White man bad is all the history they teach these days.

 

Well it will be a new area for BOLs....

 

Too hard to grow food.

 

I think it's a cool idea!

 

The coolest thing about Alberta is Banff National Park.

 

With what money?

 

Duh, with the money we'll print...lolololo

 

If we buy Greenland, we can prevent the oceans from rising...


By building a wall! All around the glacier. Then if it melts, no problems, just another great lake. Toss a few lake perch in there and create a lake fishing paradise.

 

We can rent fishing cabins out to pay for it.

Trump just saved the world! Take that suckas!

 

I've been to greenland many times. It's an interesting place, for sure! But the entire country has 90 miles of road. REALLY.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transport_in_Greenland

 

President Trump can whip some of that old art of the deal magic on Denmark and they will pay us to take Greenland of their hands. BIGLY WINNING!!!

 

****, that was my bug out location!

 

Haha! Precisely, as it is not green. It is ice. I still think they got the names for Iceland and Greenland mixed up.

 

If I remember my H.S. History, the islands were named specifically that way to attract more immigrants to "Greenland".

 

Iceland is green. Greenland is ice. Every school kid knows that.

Regardless, I'll volunteer to be on the first ship of..............Immigrants! Harde harr harr!!

 

Iceland isn’t green, either. I mean, where it IS green, it’s very green. But less than 2% of the place is arable, so there’s a LOT of not green.

OTOH, Greenland is far less than that. .00219% according to the interwebz.

 

Maybe Maduro & cronies would sell Venuazala?
Nice climate, fertile soil & it has more oil reserves than Saudi Arabia.

 

It's a great idea, Greenland would be a great place for ICE (pun intended) to put its detention centers. All illegals get flown there until their "asylum" claims are adjudicated.

 

^^ That's cold, man. Cold.

 

 

Can we buy Iceland instead? They have the most beautiful women in the world. Colombia is second IMO.

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I’m pretty sure that Greenland and the Western Quarter of Canada are not for sale.

 

They’ld All have to be taught to measure and say the alphabet correctly. Another special ed class American English language learners class

 

Meh, there are only 50000 of them and they are probably smarter than your average jihadi, I say we adopt them and send all the jihadis home.