Men are problem solvers. It’s what we do and we’re good at it.
Take this shortage of toilet paper for example. Men understand they can’t fix the nut cases that scarfed up all the cases, but they can still fix the issue the nut cases created.
A man starts by analyzing the problem.
99% of all toilet paper is consumed by women peeing.
Next, review in your memory bank everything that has any bearing on the issue. As much as I hate to admit it, the French do have an alternative.
Next implement the technology, preferably at no cost.
I give you the Red Neck Bidet! No patents, so feel free to solve your own household shortage.
Check with/ the wife? Why would we do that?
Why does the Red Green show keep coming to mind?