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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE


NICKNAMES
. If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for
lunch, they will call ea ch other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will
affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
. When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and
John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of
them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want
change back.
. When the girls get their bill, out come
the pocket calculators.

MONEY
. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he
needs.
. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
. A man has six items in his bathroom:
toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a
towel
. The average number of items in the
typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more
than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
. A woman has the last word in any
argument.
. Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
. & nbsp; A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.
. A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
. A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.
. A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.

MARRIAGE
. A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't.
. A man marries a woman expecting that she
won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
. A woman will dress up to go shopping,
water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get
the mail.
. A man will dress up for weddings and
funerals.

NATURAL
. Men wake up as good-looking as they went
to bed.
. Women somehow deteriorate during the
night.

OFFSPRING
. Ah, children. A woman knows al l about
her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best
friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
. A man is vaguely aware of some short
people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle
it . and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
 
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