Girl! You forgot to demand the accepted offerings of chocolates and expensive jewelry!Does this post make me look fat? You lousy %^&@#$s!!! You never did understand me. And after I've given this post the best years of my life. Now you've done it. You've made me cry. Didn't your mother ever teach you that it's not okay to make girls cry? Every last one of you men are sleeping on the cyber-couch tonight!
::ops a midol and a xanax::::
Whew! Aren't you glad I don't get "Posting Menstrual Syndrome"?