I like to see what women think about. I will probably never understand how their minds work but it is interesting to watch it happen.
(Hog saunters in scratching jewels and farts) So dont you like us blokes now? (farts and leaves still scratching, but now its his as$.
Have you any idea how much that stuff stings..........when you rub it on your ass?*flicks a rubber band at the jewels since they were hangin out and offers a cork to stick in the pipe to avert the farting* (hands over some Purell since Hog just had his finger up his ass...)