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I've looked around, but I'm sick of getting these messages and I don't see any instructions.
 

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LOL...Send Kev a private msg and tell him to take you out of it.
 

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Hotprepper, sell all your weapons back so you male a fat target. Let everyone attack you and wipe you out. PM Kev and tell him to shut down your army.
Worked for me!:D:
 

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Are you saying you had no idea there was a war on when you joined up? Not as fun as it looks on TV is it?
 

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They say that in the army
The coffee's mighty fine
Well, it's good for cuts and bruises,
But it tastes like turpentine!
Oh, I don't want no more of army life
Gee, Ma, I wanna go home!

The chicken in the army,
They say is mighty fine,
A drum rolled off the table
And squished a pal of mine!
Oh, I don't want no more of army life!
Gee, Ma, I wanna go home!

The clothing that they give us
They say is mighty fine
Well, me and half my regiment
Can all fit into mine
Oh, I don't want no more of army life
Gee, Ma, I wanna go home!

The salary that they pay us,
They say is mighty fine
They give you thirty dollars
And take back forty-nine
Oh, I don't want no more of army life
Gee, Ma, I wanna go,
Hey, Ma I gotta go,
Gee, Ma, I wanna go home!
 

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Say that you are a but pirate, rectum ranger, spincter spanker, say you are gay, it will get you out. or just make you more popular at shower time.
 

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HE MEANS THE BOARD ARMY GAME.

Caps needed to get message across, hoohah.
 

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Funny, it seems people respond to titles without bothering to read the actual thread...lol.

We are such a superficial society...lol.

We are Generation News Bite.
 

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Funny, it seems people respond to titles without bothering to read the actual thread...lol.

We are such a superficial society...lol.

We are Generation News Bite.
Even funnier are the posters with absolutely no sense of humor or irony. If you can't interpret sarcasm without the obligatory :rolleyes:, :D:, :xeye:, or ;) it says more about you than anyone else.
 

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Omg, it was only at Lamb's post that I figured out that it was about the Army GAME. I thought it was about the real life army. Read the first posts of the topic again, but imagine not knowing it is about a game. That´s pretty funny lol.
 
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