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I'm in love!

Some one to cuddle up with,
someone that will watch your back,
someone that will look damn cute in a cookie monster fur thong!





I'm sure after a few weeks, I can stop sleeping with one eye open :D:
 

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and the rest yelled at the children to shut up and get back to work in the mines!


Now here's a visual....
My new love in her current garb and me in my Zardoz getup....but with a few differences...

I have:
No chest hair, mustache I can work on...
No body tone, bit of a pot stomache...
Don't have a blued revolver, just my stainless 686...
Blonde....but not being british...I have good teeth...


okay...
you may barf now.
 

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I hate to mention it BUT that's the cookie monster's head that she has on a pike... YOU could be next. She might try to replace the monster's head with yours... I don't like the idea of being an adornment of any kind...
 

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aaahhh....the things we risk for 12.3 minutes of wild animal sex.....
OKAY OKAY fine......8.4 minutes.
 
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