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Do any of you pack condoms in your BOB? Are there any practical uses for condoms in a survival situation, like water collection or something?

I enjoy buying condoms and would like to find a use for them. My religious beliefs preclude me from using them (no birth control) but I still like to buy them. Go to walmart or the drug store, get some, find the checkout lane with the hot chick. You know she's thinking I'm getting some. It's an awesome feeling. Maybe she'd like to get some too. Know what I'm saying? :thumb:
 

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A little sanity to the masses

Yes, a condom can be a very usefull last resort tool. Easy to pack like the tampons earlier mentioned.

To gather water you are best to use a spare sock when doing this. unroll the condom, stretch the lip over the sock and then dip into a mooving stream. the waterr pressure from the streem should be enough to fill the condom with about a liter of water. quickly tie off the top after filling and oyu have transportable water.

gross but doable, and definatly a last resort IMHO. Easy enough to throw a few in your BOB though, and you may than yourself later.

I heard rumor along the way that a condom could work as a sort of sound suppressor on small hand guns, don't know how well though. That's an experament I need to thy.....thanks for the thought.
 

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there are a lot of great suggestions in this thread! thanks to everyone.

it beats just buying them & throwing them out. or using them to jack off. i never enjoyed that too much, although it's usually not as messy as some of the other things i've used. lol. you can really get creative when masturbating.

speaking of, do any of you enjoy masturbating outdoors while hiking & camping. i'll admit that i've done it. how many of you have?
 

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Maybe you think I'm a pervert, but I think I have a legitimate question.

Good point and they are used for other reasons, here in theatre they sell condoms in the PX, but they have General rule number 1, which prohibits Sex among soldiers, (until recently they lifted that ban in Afghanistan)

I have seen soldiers put the condoms on the end of the rifle barrels to keep the dust from getting in, and I guess if you had to you could shoot through the end of the condom without any problems. (Like pregnancy VD stuff like that) Now they make a little camo cap to put on the end of the muzzle.
 

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there are a lot of great suggestions in this thread! thanks to everyone.

it beats just buying them & throwing them out. or using them to jack off. i never enjoyed that too much, although it's usually not as messy as some of the other things i've used. lol. you can really get creative when masturbating.

speaking of, do any of you enjoy masturbating outdoors while hiking & camping. i'll admit that i've done it. how many of you have?
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Well this one time... um

......... WTF
 

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there are a lot of great suggestions in this thread! thanks to everyone.

it beats just buying them & throwing them out. or using them to jack off. i never enjoyed that too much, although it's usually not as messy as some of the other things i've used. lol. you can really get creative when masturbating.

speaking of, do any of you enjoy masturbating outdoors while hiking & camping. i'll admit that i've done it. how many of you have?
WTF!!!!!!!!!:taped: TMI.......TMI..........
 

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Don't forget there are ladies around here. Please be a gentlemen. There is a difference between slight of word humor and just being an all out pervert!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend.

I don't find discussion of sexuality offensive. I'm sorry if you do.

I don't think it's any more wrong to say you've jacked off outside than it is to say you've taken a sh1t behind a bush. Taking a sh1t is far more nasty than pleasuring yourself.

It's not like we're talking about raping someone or molesting children.
 

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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend.

I don't find discussion of sexuality offensive. I'm sorry if you do.

I don't think it's any more wrong to say you've jacked off outside than it is to say you've taken a sh1t behind a bush. Taking a sh1t is far more nasty than pleasuring yourself.

It's not like we're talking about raping someone or molesting children.
... How bout this one- if you're gonna talk about it- and personally I have no problem talkin about it- but you gotta be willing to put up the pics to prove it. Otherwise we'll just think you're talkin **** to get attention. Work for you?

Seriously though- remember this is a family friendly site. Kids read these forums. So if you wanna talk about spankin your Johnson- take it to PM with someone who cares- or petition Kev for an adult forum. :rolleyes:
 

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there are a lot of great suggestions in this thread! thanks to everyone.

it beats just buying them & throwing them out. or using them to jack off. i never enjoyed that too much, although it's usually not as messy as some of the other things i've used. lol. you can really get creative when masturbating.

speaking of, do any of you enjoy masturbating outdoors while hiking & camping. i'll admit that i've done it. how many of you have?

I have quite often! It's very liberating.

My partner and I often have sex outdoors as well.

Back on topic, I think you could find many uses for condoms in a bugout situation. Not bad things to have on hand!!!
 
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