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I bought some toilet paper to add to my stash the other day. It was marked 20% more on the package. I went to store it in the cabinet and the first thing I noticed was that it was about two inches shorter than the other packs of the exact same brand (angelsoft) I have. This led me to look at the label a little closer. The old 12 pack roll is marked 501 square feet. The 12 pack roll I had just purchased which is marked 20% more only has 480 square feet. So I’m thinking what could 20% more mean, then I figured it out. It means 20% more than you are gonna get next time sucker. Went back up to the house and my wife was just getting home from chinamart and she had bought some of the same angelsoft 12 roll tp. I take a look and sure enough it’s marked 400 square feet. This in the span of a couple of weeks. What a scam. Course it still only cost $5.97 you just get 20% less now. Sad thing is most of the sheeple shoppers at china mart probably don’t even notice.