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  1. Jokes, Humor & Music
    Just see if you can make it trough without laughing( warning if you have a weak stomach)
  2. Jokes, Humor & Music
    In this thread I ask that you tell only clean jokes. So please no dirty jokes or innuendos. Also I was wondering what type of jokes below are they: I try to be somewhere at all times and so far I've been pretty good at it. Dying is very hazardous to your health. In fact studies show that dying...
  3. Disaster Preparedness General Discussion
    You might be a wolf if: -you think a major disaster is a good opportunity for you to get some new stuff. -you know you don't have to prepare for anything b/c you can alway go get some food from your neighbor. -you carry a gun, but only in case someone makes you mad. -you don't know how to...
  4. Jokes, Humor & Music
    If your gonna be a turd then go lie out in the yard.
 If your ship hasn't come in...Swim out to it! 
 If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.
 If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. 
 I'll not stop
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  5. Jokes, Humor & Music
    Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes... " Watch out for the idiot behind me!" Moooooove, I'm trying to speed! If you're rich, I’m single! 0-60 in 15 minutes! A clean car is a sign if sick mind. 100% Irony Free Adrenalin is my drug of choice. Adults are just kids with money. Baby on bored HOME SCHOOL...
  6. Jokes, Humor & Music
    You might be a ******* if: You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. You name is of your kids after the car they were conceived in. Your son graduated second grade before you. You own a homemade fur coat. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a...
  7. General Discussion
    Got this in an email.....I'm buying one.....get 'em while you can!:thumb:
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