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Young Chuck, moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for
> $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove
> up and said,
> 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'
> Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
> The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
> Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the horse.'
> The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
> Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
> The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a horse!'
> Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he died
> .'
> A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
'What happened with that horse?'
> Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a net profit of $898.00.'
> The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
> Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
> Chuck grew up and works for the government. *******
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