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Old 08-09-2009, 10:58 PM
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After a rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window.

The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.

As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother ran to the yard in a panic. "Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she asked as she shook the older boy in anger.

"We were just what the pastor does. "I was baptizing him......in the name of the Father, the Son and in...the hole-he-goes.
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Probably belongs in the "jokes" section. I don't know your spiritual understanding or religious leaning but making fun of the Holy Ghost sort of puts you on thin ice. I'm only letting you know so that my conscience can be clear.
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Well I believe the Lord has a sense of humor. He created laughing, rejoicing, smiling and I am not making fun of Him I am showing how the world looks sometimes through a child's eyes. Maybe you should try it once you may like it.
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Well I believe the Lord has a sense of humor. He created laughing, rejoicing, smiling and I am not making fun of Him I am showing how the world looks sometimes through a child's eyes. Maybe you should try it once you may like it.
You probably won't find anyone who laughs as much as I do but modern Christianity has gotten to the place where it takes God with a grain of salt and almost never shows the reverence due Him. However, I shall not and cannot judge your heart. We each get to face Christ on judgement day. How you revere Him is between you and Him.
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Two Little Boys

After a rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window.

The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.

As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother ran to the yard in a panic. "Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she asked as she shook the older boy in anger.

"We were just what the pastor does. "I was baptizing him......in the name of the Father, the Son and in...the hole-he-goes.
My preacher told that same joke a few weeks ago, it was funny then and is still funny now.

Cute, too cute.....oh to be a child agian.

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