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Reasons guns are better then women

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#1 ·
some light humor i did a search for this forum returned like 300 results and didnt see a similar thread in the first 10 pages. Feel free to add any you can think of :)

1. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
2. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
3. If you admire a friend's gun, and tell him so, he'll let you try it out a few times.
4. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
5. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
6. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
7. Guns function normally every day of the month.
8. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
9. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
10. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR THE GUN.
 
#7 ·
Why a Gun is Better than a Woman


A gun doesn't care what you call it ... handgun or long gun, rifle or shotgun, firearm or equalizer, cannon or howitzer, peashooter or big boom.

A gun is quintessentially itself ... it will never have an identity crisis, and will never seek counseling.

A gun is what it is ... so it will never change its caliber or barrel, sights or grips just because it wants to indulge itself.

Sensitivity to a gun is simple and non-contradictory. Your gun wants you to master it all the time, and it will never resent your mastery.

Sensitivity training for a gun involves the proper calibration of zero, the practice of proper shooting techniques, the prevention of malfunctions, the practice of safe shooting rules, the care and maintenance of the weapon.

Your gun won't be jealous or embarrassed when you go shopping for a new gun.

Your gun won't ever complain about what it used to be like before you had it!

Your gun won't make you visit its old and ugly relatives.


A gun in the kitchen won't keep you from enjoying junk food and beer.

A gun never expects you to buy it a new holster ... and it never complains about the color, material, detailing, or style of its container or covering.

A gun never goes on a shopping spree just for the fun of it ... indulging itself in unnecessary accessories and color coordinated ammo

A gun never complains that you don't take it out enough

A gun never monopolizes the bathroom.

You can leave your gun at home alone, and it won't get bored or lonely.

A gun never gets distracted, whimsical, or disobedient.

Your gun won't expect you to remember its birthday or anniversary.

You can have more than one gun residing in the same house without having problems.

Drooling over a beautiful gun is not illegal.

The courts have never tried to prevent you from buying magazines with close-up pictures of fully exposed guns in them.

You can look at a magazine full of exciting pictures of exotic guns with your gun right beside you, and your gun won't get upset.

Staring longingly at an attractive gun will not make other guns jealous.

Admiring someone else's gun is not impolite.

If you admire a friend's gun, he'll be glad to let you try it.

Complimenting or criticizing a gun will not change its performance!

You are expected to field strip a gun on the first date.

An urge to disassemble your gun is not a perversion.

Your gun will never demand payment or favors for showing you its inner parts and openings.

Your gun won't ever remind you about the first time you pulled its trigger.

A gun never objects when you touch all its inner parts.

You never have to wonder if your gun is satisfied after you've pulled its trigger.

Your gun appreciates a hot load!

Using a sabot to enhance the performance of low-velocity small caliber ammo will not disappoint your gun.

Getting inventive, experimental, or perverse with your gun almost guarantees it won't work right.

Using a lubricant on a gun is not kinky.

A gun does not object to the use of solvents and cleansers, brushes and mops.

A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you're finished using it.

A gun never gets shy or embarrassed when you bore-sight it.

It isn't immoral if you swap guns.

When you miss the target, it will never be your gun's fault ... and your gun will never make you feel guilty for missing the bull's-eye.

You can put a muzzle brake on a gun ... you can even put a silencer on a gun!

You can full choke your gun and not get arrested.

Locking-up your gun is not considered abusive or improper.

You can make your gun totally harmless by unloading it.
 
#19 ·
its all just in good fun and works just as well in reverse for our awesome female gun owners. No one is making you read them and women do this just as much about men if not more yes we know you talk about us including telling your female friends about our skills in the bedroom and the size of our equipment men rarely do it to that level we tend to generalize and keep it friendly. :) by the way offense can never be given it can only be taken.
 
#18 ·
Oh, this is funny, it's just not respectful or PC. How about some why guns are better than men jokes?

Like:

No one judges you if you go out with a black rifle.
Guns are always hard as steel, they never go flacid.
I get to tell my gun when to shoot, not whenever it pleases.
4", 6" or 10 3/8" barrel, I get to choose whatever I want, whenever I want.
My gun is always ready to "get it on" and I get to say when.
My guns never come home drunk and obnoxious.
. . . . . . .:smile:
 
#21 ·
hehe nice some one gets it :)

Guns are better then men because:

You don't have to blow a gun to get it ready for use.

guns don't complain when you change their style.

you don't have to worry about leaving your sister alone with your guns.

carrying a gun will keep the douche bags who hate strong independent women from hitting on you.

If your gun is under performing you can sell it or trade it for a better one.
 
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