Today I decided to go by a local convenience store.
While there I saw they were making a pizza and I decided to order one for myself and a friend.
As I was waiting on the pizza, an older black man with a thick Boston-like accent came in and stood transfixed in front of the magazine rack where they kept all the porn magazines.
He eventually picked 6 of them and as he was paying for them, he asked if there was a public restroom.
The Pakistani behind the counter said yes and pointed him to the restroom at the back of the store.
The Boston accent black old guy was ripping the plastic covers off all his magazines as he went in the bathroom.
The pizza takes about 18 minutes to make so I just stood there waiting.
After about 15 minutes the guy comes out and walks up to the counter and demands a refund for all 6 of the magazines he bought 15 minutes earlier.
I hate to say it but this guy was NOT doing a number 1 or a number 2 while he was in the bathroom. I guess you would call it a number 3?
When the clerk refused he started screaming that we were all racists, and cursing us and threatening to call the cops on us and report us to the NAACP.
By now I am laughing my ass off at this fool. I don't even work there and he is telling me they are going to put me in jail for the rest of my life and I will be sorry I laughed at him, etc etc etc.
He gets out his cell phone and is speaking into it and saying he is reporting us. Meanwhile the clerk has called the police and informs him they are on their way. The whole time the black guy is backing up and getting into a Cadillac parked outside.
The last I heard was him screeching tires as he pulled out onto the highway...
BTW he had Massachusetts plates.
Not quite as weird but I took the pizza to a friends shop who works on computers.
While I was there two older men were working to put a computer monitor back into the box it originally came in.
I watched as they fiddled with the box and tried every conceivable way to put the monitor back into the box but the right way.
After literally 45 minutes the owner asked if he could help them and managed to get the monitor back in about a minute.
Turns out both of the men were retired mechanical engineers.
One of them retired from Ingersol Rand and the other retired from a shipbuilding yard in Philadelphia I think.
Anyway I thought it slightly funny to see two mechanical engineers spend 45 minutes trying to solve a problem.
While there I saw they were making a pizza and I decided to order one for myself and a friend.
As I was waiting on the pizza, an older black man with a thick Boston-like accent came in and stood transfixed in front of the magazine rack where they kept all the porn magazines.
He eventually picked 6 of them and as he was paying for them, he asked if there was a public restroom.
The Pakistani behind the counter said yes and pointed him to the restroom at the back of the store.
The Boston accent black old guy was ripping the plastic covers off all his magazines as he went in the bathroom.
The pizza takes about 18 minutes to make so I just stood there waiting.
After about 15 minutes the guy comes out and walks up to the counter and demands a refund for all 6 of the magazines he bought 15 minutes earlier.
I hate to say it but this guy was NOT doing a number 1 or a number 2 while he was in the bathroom. I guess you would call it a number 3?
When the clerk refused he started screaming that we were all racists, and cursing us and threatening to call the cops on us and report us to the NAACP.
By now I am laughing my ass off at this fool. I don't even work there and he is telling me they are going to put me in jail for the rest of my life and I will be sorry I laughed at him, etc etc etc.
He gets out his cell phone and is speaking into it and saying he is reporting us. Meanwhile the clerk has called the police and informs him they are on their way. The whole time the black guy is backing up and getting into a Cadillac parked outside.
The last I heard was him screeching tires as he pulled out onto the highway...
BTW he had Massachusetts plates.
Not quite as weird but I took the pizza to a friends shop who works on computers.
While I was there two older men were working to put a computer monitor back into the box it originally came in.
I watched as they fiddled with the box and tried every conceivable way to put the monitor back into the box but the right way.
After literally 45 minutes the owner asked if he could help them and managed to get the monitor back in about a minute.
Turns out both of the men were retired mechanical engineers.
One of them retired from Ingersol Rand and the other retired from a shipbuilding yard in Philadelphia I think.
Anyway I thought it slightly funny to see two mechanical engineers spend 45 minutes trying to solve a problem.