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I think we've all pretty much heard these words used in millenial chatter all over the US of A. Am I missing anything?? My poor old English Teacher must be rolling over in her grave..


"These ones?" Ugh. That's a mistake I can't handle.

"Know what I'm sayin" Ummhh, you haven't said anything yet but, you lead a sentence off with that..

"I was like "Bro, what was you thinkin?" "And he was like "What Foo?" "and I was like "You feel me bro?"

And then there's the "vocal grinding" the gals like to use "What eveeerrrrrrrrrrrr..rrrr.rrrrr"

Oh yeah, can't forget "I know, right?"
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I thought millennials spoke more like:

I'm a vegan
That offends me
You are a racist bigot Nazi
Did you just assume my gender?
I'm a vegan
Can you type that in emoji?
What's a pen?
Can I order a double shot chai pumpkin latte with almond milk
Did I mention I was a vegan?
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I once had a 12 year old say the ketchup dispenser at a restaurant was being "aggressive". No kidding.
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I guess this is retro but a lot of our modern politicians that want to be president have to put in a "ya know" into every sentence.
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"my key lanyard fell off my shorts this winter and got caught in my flip flops causing me to drop my avocado toast into my massive beard"
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I hate when people use the word "sick" to describe everything or when they use bruh, bro, bra etc in every sentence. I am a millenial though so I do use text talk on occasion. That is what happens when the only educational book they handout in schools is the communist manifesto.
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It isn't just millennial's that use that phrase my 65 year old brother says it all the time.

Like chalk screeching across a chalkboard it is.
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Every generation has a problem with the colloquilialisms of the next, baby boomers hated the way gen x kids talked as much as the baby boomers and gen x people hate the way millennials talk.
The way they talk doesnít bother me, the beards and man buns donít bother me either. If they have the masculinity, strength of character and work ethic to work alongside me as hard as I do iíd Happily hire one and call him Bro. The problem is it seems a lot of them donít have that edge that drives most men.
I spent some time thinking about it, most men have a glitch that makes us challenge ourselves, I know I do it constantly. If I can ride my bike 3 miles that means I can ride it 4 miles. If one man can do something that means I can do it too. Sometimes I come up short but I get closer the next time, and the next time i get closer still. Men always seem to reach higher, but the millennials seem to lack that edge, and thatís the problem I see with them
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I hate when people use the word "sick" to describe everything or when they use bruh, bro, bra etc in every sentence. I am a millenial though so I do use text talk on occasion. That is what happens when the only educational book they handout in schools is the communist manifesto.
and everything is " amazing"
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ďIts like, when like, you think you might, actually like somebody, like, that is amazing. ď

Then incessant use of like, stolen from 1980s valley girls, is rampant in both male and female millennials.


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I know this is the joke section/thread so i dont take offense but im 32 and dont speak or dress or drink any coffee moca crap.
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Sounds a lot like Valley Girls from the 80's. Just don't use "gag me with a spoon" anymore.

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"These ones" Just reading that makes me cringe.
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"Have a good one" From every single cashier as i'm walking away.
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My wife and I rescued chihuahua and were having trouble housebreaking. A lesbian millennial I work with said "I'll get you the number for my dog whisperer".
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I've never really used slang words unless it was in sarcasm... makes you sound like a ****ing idiot.

I've never wanted to sound like this:

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I've never really used slang words unless it was in sarcasm... makes you sound like a ****ing idiot.

I've never wanted to sound like this:

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I hate when people use the word "sick" to describe everything or when they use bruh, bro, bra etc in every sentence. I am a millenial though so I do use text talk on occasion. That is what happens when the only educational book they handout in schools is the communist manifesto.
That does it! I hope I never say that again! In deepest, darkest Southeastern Louisiana, Cajuns have been affectionately calling each other Bruh, Bro, and Brah for DECADES. Before Millenials could even speak, and were still pooping in their baby diapers. Did they steal it from us?

Now I am mad!
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That does it! I hope I never say that again! In deepest, darkest Southeastern Louisiana, Cajuns have been affectionately calling each other Bruh, Bro, and Brah for DECADES. Before Millenials could even speak, and were still pooping in their baby diapers. Did they steal it from us?

Now I am mad!
They overuse it and use it in every insult. Context is the issue, I guess. I play video games online and the douch canoes are always coming off with something or another that needs five bruhs before and after it.
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