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it could be Arkancide by claymore.
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The real job in America is NOT so much cleaning up the mess created by Obama, but rather cleaning up the mess that created Obama.
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What he said.
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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

If women are upset at Trump’s naughty words, who in the hell bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray?

Jim Comey answered, "I don’t know," "I don’t recall," and "I don't remember" 236 times while under oath. But he remembered enough to write a book.

President Trump should nominate Hillary Clinton for the next opening on the supreme court. Then he can finally get her investigated.

Not one feminist has defended Sarah Sanders. It seems women's rights only matter if those women are liberal.

No Border Walls. No voter ID laws. You figured it out yet?

Chelsea Clinton got out of college and got a job at NBC that paid $900,000 per year. Her mom flies around the country speaking out about white privilege.

What is the difference between an Illegal immigrant and E.T.? E.T. learned to speak English and went home.

And just like that they went from being against foreign interference in our elections to allowing non-citizens to vote in our elections.

Watching the left come up with schemes to "catch Trump" is like watching Wile E. Coyote trying to catch Road Runner.

President Trump's wall cost less than the Obamacare website alone. Let that sink in, America.

We are one election away from open borders, socialism, gun confiscation, and full term ******** nationally. We are fighting evil.

They sent more troops and armament to arrest Roger Stone than they sent to defend Benghazi.

Russia donated $0.00 to the Trump campaign. Russia donated $145,600,000 to the Clinton Foundation. But Trump was the one investigated!

Nancy Pelosi invited illegal aliens to the State of the Union. President Trump Invited victims of illegal aliens to the State of the Union. Let that sink in.

A socialist is basically a communist who doesn't have the power to take everything from their citizens at gunpoint ... Yet!

How do you walk 3,000 miles across Mexico without food or support and show up at our border 100 pounds overweight and with a cellphone?

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez wants to ban cars, ban planes, give out universal income and thinks socialism works. She calls Donald Trump crazy.

Bill Clinton paid $850,000 to Paula Jones To get her to go away. I don't remember the FBI raiding his lawyer's office.

I wake up every day and I am grateful that Hillary Clinton is not the President of the United States of America.

The same media that told me Hillary Clinton had a 95% chance of winning now tells me Trump's approval ratings are low.

Maxine Waters opposes voter ID laws; She thinks that they are racist. You need to have a photo ID to attend her town hall meetings.

Trump — They're not after me. They're after you. I'm just in their way.
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I love how all these so
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^^^ More like the Midvale School for MSM Political Punditry & Prognostication!
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Not a single person (Not One) asked me how fast I could run in my new tennis shoes today. Being an adult really stinks
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Creepy Joe is a meme goldmine.





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Russia launches floating atomic power plant in Arctic Ocean https://www.oann.com/russia-launches...-arctic-ocean/

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^^^ Hilarious parody-game! Official website



From a PDF description of the game on their site:
And SOCIALISM: The Game delivers on that promise with some serious laughs—Bankers? Regulated out
of existence and replaced by the Federal Directorate of Redistribution (abbreviated “FDR”). Taxes? Get
ready to pay. A lot. And you’re not going directly to jail, you’re exiled to a political rehabilitation camp,
and once you do, everyone at the table forks over $20 to cover the cost.

Rent controls, eminent domain, microaggressions, and even “glorious socialist revolutions” are all in
play, but in the end, the FDR controls practically everything, and the players all just wait for their
transfer payments.

“It’s all about fairness,” Diogenes Games CEO John Elliott explains. “We all achieve equality in
dependence. A player wins a traditional Monopoly game by bankrupting everyone else. In SOCIALISM,
there no real winners or losers—the game’s over when everyone has 300 bucks.”
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^^^ Hilarious parody-game! Official website



From a PDF description of the game on their site:
And SOCIALISM: The Game delivers on that promise with some serious laughs—Bankers? Regulated out
of existence and replaced by the Federal Directorate of Redistribution (abbreviated “FDR”). Taxes? Get
ready to pay. A lot. And you’re not going directly to jail, you’re exiled to a political rehabilitation camp,
and once you do, everyone at the table forks over $20 to cover the cost.

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play, but in the end, the FDR controls practically everything, and the players all just wait for their
transfer payments.

“It’s all about fairness,” Diogenes Games CEO John Elliott explains. “We all achieve equality in
dependence. A player wins a traditional Monopoly game by bankrupting everyone else. In SOCIALISM,
there no real winners or losers—the game’s over when everyone has 300 bucks.”


Maybe could make for a great learning tool?
Let kids play both versions, see what they think afterwards?
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^ ^ ^ ^ ^
That looks to have more entertainment value than the Bernieopoly:

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