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From Cabinet Marker Post 43#...worth re-posting again

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European leagues, but he couldn't find a super athlete who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 100yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!” the coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom,"he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl !"

"I don't want to talk to you", the old woman says."You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,..........

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!"
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^^^ Joke got me a second time. Darn my bad memory for punchlines. With respect to jokes, I might as well be 'Dory' of "Finding Nemo". :-\
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^^^ Joke got me a second time. Darn my bad memory for punchlines. With respect to jokes, I might as well be 'Dory' of "Finding Nemo". :-\
yeah me too, I do remember seeing this when Cabinet Maker posted it but I couldn't remember the details.

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^^^ joke got me a second time. Darn my bad memory for punchlines. With respect to jokes, i might as well be 'dory' of "finding nemo". :-\

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How do you make a sandwich in Venezuela?


Take a meat coupon and put it between two bread coupons.
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Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says: What can I get for you?

Baby seal says: Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks.
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That reminds me of a bumper sticker I was given by one of my suppliers way back when.

I love Spotted Owls. Especially sauteed in baby Seal oil!
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Dentistry from 1892. Next time I hear someone say "I miss the Good 'ole days" I'll think of this picture.

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The cost of having a baby in 1943

In today's dollars, that would be $195...LOL

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More examples of "White Privilege". This family (1938) is probably sitting around and talking about their vacation plans to Disney Land or some European country. Makes me sick to think of their privilege and luxury life style!

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Dentistry from 1892. Next time I hear someone say "I miss the Good 'ole days" I'll think of this picture.

I'm not that old, but it does bring back memories of the dentist visits in the 50's and very early 60's. They used to not use novocaine on children's teeth while doing fillings. I can remember as a kid, the dentist telling my mom that children's teeth didn't have hardly any feeling, while he was drilling away and I was screwing the bottom out of the dentist chair from the pain. Good times..
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This teen and his cow lost at the Iowa state fair this year, but won the hearts of millions with this photo:

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I'm not that old, but it does bring back memories of the dentist visits in the 50's and very early 60's. They used to not use novocaine on children's teeth while doing fillings. I can remember as a kid, the dentist telling my mom that children's teeth didn't have hardly any feeling, while he was drilling away and I was screwing the bottom out of the dentist chair from the pain. Good times..


I still have fond memories of good ol' Dr. Levy and his belt and pulley driven drill. Probably got to 100 rpm.

Two quick ones.... I vividly remember a check up where I was diagnosed with 12 cavities , and was told it was gonna cost $65! Thanks English Grandpa!

We did have Novacaine, but getting the shot was so painful, I knocked the syringe out of my mouth and his hand and never had another anesthetic until in my twenties.

The good old days...
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I'm not that old, but it does bring back memories of the dentist visits in the 50's and very early 60's. They used to not use novocaine on children's teeth while doing fillings. I can remember as a kid, the dentist telling my mom that children's teeth didn't have hardly any feeling, while he was drilling away and I was screwing the bottom out of the dentist chair from the pain. Good times..
I've never had a tooth cavity, and I have all but my Wisdom teeth that were pulled when I was 24, and two upper Cuspids pulled at 13 to make room for braces.
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^^^A book authored by someone named Trickington??! LOL!
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