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Got this one in an e-mail this morning:

Near Frankenmuth, Michigan, where we have a large German-speaking, Lutheran population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhenhaben dahin gesheissen!"

(Which means: Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it!)

The man shouted back, "I'm from Washington D.C. and I'm up here campaigning for Obama's health care plan; I can't understand you.

Please speak in English!!"

The farmer replied, "Use both hands; you'll get more water that way!"
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