Does anyone know where I could buy a Dimensional Warp Generator?

[Justme11]

Their warp generator is sold out.

http://www.razmasynth.com/io/Shop2.html

[America's Patriot]

http://davesplanet.net/davesplanet/store/

#WC2200
Dimensional Warp Generator - CORE unit only software not included. This is a Dimensional Warp Generator core with 32 axis stabilization and self contained power generation. The quad-lithium sphere can channel 2.2 kilo joules of energy, easily enough to warp up to one metric ton at a time. Unit has an interactive holographic display and also accepts full voice command. Software for this unit is sold separatly. Sale of this unit to proscribed worlds** is prohibited. WC2200 - $50,000 GC*

The same page has the rest of the generator. Good luck in building it yourself. Let us know how it goes... LOL.

[9mmMike]

Here is a start:

https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor?q=121g

[James Clark]

Originally Posted by RKW

Does anyone know where I could buy a Dimensional Warp Generator? PM me. All replies will be held in strict confidence.

I don't know but can I come along after you find one and build your contraption and do a few jumps? We can mine asteroids and get lots of gold. Yes....

[Jerry D Young]

Uh... Have you tried your local Dimensional Warp Generator store? You know... Keep the business local.

Just my opinion.

[Dragunov]

Originally Posted by RKW

Does anyone know where I could buy a Dimensional Warp Generator? PM me. All replies will be held in strict confidence.

There's one in my shed. Whatcha' got to trade?

[FalconsBravesHawks]

This topic comes up like every other day on these boards. Getting old! Just search all the threads that give instructions on how to modify any existing propane generator with every day items laying around your garage.

*just messin*

[Justme11]

[ebjr1967]

Dude, I happened upon and old farm that was just purchased by an amish family up in PA. They were cleaning out the barn to make way for drying tobacco. Low and behold was an old car covered with a tarp. I asked Levi to remove the tarp so that I could take a looksee. I told him I didn't want to touch the tarp because it was covered with 6 inches of pigeon ****. He said, "good point" and called out his wife to remove it.

When she pulled the tarp, I was amazed to see a fully equipped for time travel, 81 Delorean DMC12. He said what will you give me for it? Knowing full well that he didn't know what he had, you know, not having a tv, or even a vcr, I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

He said he had to get rid of it fast because his oldest son was preparing for rumspringa soon, and feared if he got hold of the car, he may never return to the simple life. I said you don't know the half of it, my friend..

I said I would give him a 100 bales of fine timothy hay, 45 quarts of canned tomatoes, and he could keep the jars and rings, and a case of Ivermectin horse dewormer. His eyes lit up when I threw in the case of dewormer, because they all use the dewormer for their grubby little kids. He said "sold"!!!

I have 3 more trips to take, 2 concerning ex wives and one concerning my next wife, then I'm letting it go for a sweet deal.

If all goes well, I will pm you upon my return.

[Stoveman]

Check with electronics gold mine, I know the have ion generators in 12v and 110 volt, what kind of power source do you have?

[Mr. Sockpuppet]

I have some Melange, direct from Arrakis.

[9mmMike]

That one advertised only does 32 axis stabilization, must be an old model based on electron spin states for stabilizing, get the newer proton based one, you won't regret it.

[SIG-em]

Blinker fluid for nerds?

[DTAG1307]

Don't forget to put in the crystals.

[cleatis]

I just hope that what ever you buy/build you are following standards and codes. Last thing we need is another "incident" like the last time someone homebrewed a warp.

[CPT_MOOSE1988]

contact tarlok in the videan system. hes got a bit of a temper but i hear hes got the best deals on warp generators and dilithium power converters. i got a sweet weapons array from him 2 years ago. the borg havent bothered me since.

[9mmMike]

Originally Posted by cleatis

I just hope that what ever you buy/build you are following standards and codes. Last thing we need is another "incident" like the last time someone homebrewed a warp.

Besides, they didn't really need Sirius B anyway....oops, sorry for the spoiler, that won't be seen here for another 4 years, luckily not much of a gamma burst....