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Your kids got in trouble on halloween for egging the nieghbors house with powdered eggs !!!!!
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You might be a survivalist prepper if:

Your favorite part of Costco is the 24-feet high steel shelving.

You think Lowe's is better than Home Depot because the orange draws too much attention.
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CPS has been to your hosue because your kid mentioned at school , Mom and Dad havent bought food in years!!!!!
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You are the only one in your suburban neighborhood with a outhouse in your backyard !!!!
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You begin to look for your calculator when someone asks how many firearms you own !!!!
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When your kid didn't pay attention in class and the teacher calls him out on it, he makes up something about not having a good sight line to the board.
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You kid has never lost a game of hide and seek !!!!
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MREs were served at your daughters wedding reception !!!!
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You keep body armour in your top droor instead of socks and underwear!!!!!
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You might be a survivalist if:

During surgery, your doctor brings you back around to ask how to handle complications he is having while operating on you.

You keep track of who puts out Indian Corn as Halloween props just in case the SHTF.

You might be a survivalist if:

You have tried deer corn for your self and aren't opposed to doing it again.

If the first thoughts of KY Jelly's uses aren't sexually related.

You might be a survivalist if:

If the Media hates you and doesn't know why.

If you find yourself spotting Cameras with out actually looking at them.

You might be a survivalist if:
If you have found more money on the ground then anyone else, as you always watch where you step.

You might be a survivalist if: If you visit the Bakery once a week, but you have never bought a single pastry.

You might be a survivalist if:
If you compost your own pee.

You might be a survivalist if:
If you compost other peoples pee.

You might be a survivalist if:
You grown your own Marijuana because you are afraid of the adverse effects Hybrid Genetically Modified Pot will have on you.

You might be a survivalist if:
If you are strongly against the use of drugs, but you would grow pot just in case you needed it.

You might be a survivalist if:
You can tell the difference in taste from White and Red Oak Acorns.

You might be a survivalist if:
When your friend shows you his brand new Truck or House, you feel a little sad for him instead of Jealous.

You might be a survivalist if: Someone has asked "what is that" more then three times after seeing your key chain.

You might be a survivalist if: You enjoy hanging out with people who are all talking about composting their own poop.

You might be a survivalist if: You are more Qualified and historically knowledgeable then the Head of the United States Federal Reserve.

You might be a survivalist if: Your Children are also better qualified and knowledgeable then the Heads of the Federal Reserve.

You might be a survivalist if: Your bank of Mason Jar, never received it's bale out.

You might be a survivalist if: The gold you bought at $800.00 an ounce, will be worth $4,000.00 and you're still unwilling to sell it for "worthless pieces of Fiat Currency based on Fairy hats and unicorn Penises".
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You might be a survivalist if:

You refer to your kid's baby teeth and adult teeth as primary and secondary.

You are jealous of your dog because he is perfectly willing to eat his own crap.
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You might be a survivalist if: Visiting your house, gets you a boyscouts Merrit badge.

You might be a survivalist if: People assume you are a police officer from the way you dress.

You might be a survivalist if: Police assume you are a police officer from the way you dress.

You might be a survivalist if: You could kill a man in self defense, using only 550/ para cord.

You might be a survivalist if: After killing the man, you keep correcting the police that it ISN'T Shoe string, it's para cord.

You might be a survivalist if: You can't remember the last time a Political campaign sign made you smile.
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You might be a survivalist if: Your Children go trick or treating using Mylar bags.

You might be a survivalist if: You own 20 Altoid Tins, but you hate the candy.

You might be a survivalist if: You have had to build buildings just to store the different aspects of your survivalist home.

You might be a survivalist if: You have made an Ozark Trail Customer Service Rep Cry.
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You might be a survivalist prepper if:

You met your wife at a gun show!!!!!!
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You might be a survivalist if: You were kicked out of a church for taking your bible to literally.

You might be a survivalist if: You have sampled the tastes of pond water in your local area using a Ceramic Filter.

You might be a survivalist if: If you have spent more on avoiding Floride then you have on Dental Care.

You might be a survivalist if: If you have willingly eaten Razor Dirt Powder, that is so sharp and microscopic, that it is know to kill insects on contact.

You might be a survivalist if: You significant other laughs at your impersonation of Gerald Celente.

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You might be a survivalist if: The mood you are in effects the Terrorist threat level.

You might be a survivalist if: When you read Zombie Squad books, are you able to replace the word zombie with Federal agent with out missing a beat.

You might be a survivalist if: You have seen the Movie Red Dawn more then 10 times.
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You might be a survivalist prepper if:

The last time you spilled milk you used a broom and a dustpan to clean it up!!!!!!
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You might be a survivalist prepper if:

Youve ever had the neighbors over to watch movies during a power outage.
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You might be a survivalist prepper if:

They consulted you when the movie Commando was made.

You are jealous that homeless people get to permanently bug out.

Rather than lock up criminals, the local police purposefully let them overhear that you have gold at your address.
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You might be a survivalist if: You have a $2,000.00 heater, and $4,000.00 worth of home security, all to defend a travel Trailer.

You might be a survivalist if: If you can readily Identify Mutant Chickens lovingly as Show Birds.

You might be a survivalist if: Your online friends, are so compassionate, they feel your pain when you loose pets or animals.
Love you guys.

You might be a survivalist if: You have used your alias so much online and in real life, that it is no longer an alias.

You might be a survivalist if: You park your cars, Campers, and even boats in such a way as to spell a cuss word, which you will eventually use as Leverage against Google maps.
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