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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?


'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.


THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER It'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France ...

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrad es. We are retiring from NATO as well.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors: Cana DA is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not ticking us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. Its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment.

I will have a couple thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to

Put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska -which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America .

It is time to eliminate homelessness

In America . To the nations on List 1,

A final thought. Thank you guys.

We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America ...

Thank you and good night.'

If you can read this in English,

Thank a soldier.
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If only!

...I suppose a guy could dream though.
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My hat is off to the person that wrote this. I would like to copy it and pass it out if I can. I almost stood up and cheered!!!!!!!!! Can we get that on a T-shirt??????
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this is great... wait for it.I think you are going to get hammered but who cares it needs to be said.
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If only we had a leader with the backbone to give such a speech.
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If only we had a leader with the backbone to give such a speech.
i cant think of one csn you?
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I'll do it. Just get me in the White House.
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Foreign aid represents at two months of the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.

No aid to Israel. No aid to Egypt. A disproportionate amount of aid goes to Israel.

You people have anything against Israel? I don't.
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I was hoping for the "I resign" Speach from Barry
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It would be better if he gave this one.

"Dear ladies and gentlemen of the United States of America......I quit"

oh well, getting fired 2012 will be just as satisfying.


I predict a standing ovation, and champagne for everyone either way.
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Dont write him off just yet. I hate to say that but many are still under his spell.
What ever happened to Ross Perot?

I found him~!!!
Check some of these out.
http://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?p=ross+perot
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?


'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.
Agree
Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
Agree
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Cannot be physically done. It would take us a minimum of 6 months to move all of the troops out of Iraq and back home.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
agree, should include Israel on this list, since they are the only true Democratic Republic in the Middle East.
The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
agree

THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER It'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France ...

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrad es. We are retiring from NATO as well.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors: Cana DA is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not ticking us off for a change.
Canada has troops fighting along side ours in both wars, they belong on the first list, also because our pipeline runs THROUGH Canada, and we get a large amount of OIL from Canada. Might want to rethink this one.
Mexico is also on List 2. Its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment.
While they are corrupt, they are our third largest supplier of oil.
I will have a couple thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to

Put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska -which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
Even more of a reason to keep Canada on list one.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'
Sadly, we no longer produce anything here in large amounts, so if we choose to go into an "isolationist" mode, then prices for goods will SKYROCKET.
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America .
There are so many welfare programs in the US now, that it isn't funny. Roughly 1 in 5 children are on food stamps now.
It is time to eliminate homelessness
Been trying since Johnson in the 60's, thrown away a ton of money for ZERO change. Can't force someone to change.
In America . To the nations on List 1,

A final thought. Thank you guys.

We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America ...

Thank you and good night.'

If you can read this in English,

Thank a soldier.
Finally, look at the big picture and not at all the little ones. Social Security ISN'T the problem it is Medicare and Medicaid that will sink us. They are already running negative and we just added Obamacare to it. The cost of the wars and the cost of Foreign "donations" are drops in the bucket compared to it. A conservative estimate of the unfunded liability for Med/Med is over 50 Trillion, to give you a comparison, that is about what the entire world produces in one year. It is roughly 3 1/2 times what our current national deficit is. If this isn't fixed, then the rest doesn't matter. Game over.
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Foreign aid represents at two months of the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.

No aid to Israel. No aid to Egypt. A disproportionate amount of aid goes to Israel.

You people have anything against Israel? I don't.
I don't either. I think we have held them back for too long. I don't remember the exact quote but during the last debates one of the politicians mentioned that we provide Israel's enimies FOUR times the amount of aid that we give them. Ending that aid would sure help them out. Letting them decide what is in their best interest would help them.
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I just used the above as a template to write my own version, and have sent it to The White House. Won't do any good, but it felt nice to press 'Send'.
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