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Old 03-30-2011, 11:34 AM
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Hey guys,

I've been working a lot lately on disguised weapons to make them more concealable and less obvious. I'm pretty excited about what I've come up with and thought you might be interested. All are available for sale.

# 1) Looks like a normal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.



I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you are interested.

# 2) At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup.
However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

#3) Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda.
The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

#4) This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.
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LOOOOL!!!!!! this has to be one of, if not, the funniest posts i have ever read here. Thank you sir!
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At least give credit to site this was taken from:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

Operation: Soccer Escort ain't 1/2 bad either.
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UGA1983 is correct. I'm not the brilliant mind that created this. But I knew it would be right at home here. :-)
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Is that like my Sherman Tank disguised as a VW Bug?
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Reminds me of my monster-in-law disguised as a 4'9" woman from north of the Mason-Dixon line...
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Now I know what my spoon was lacking. Thanks
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Took me a while, but finally I saw how they hid that tissue box shotgun. Almost thought they just pulling my leg for a while there. Pretty sneaky.

The disguised m-16 won't work, though. The box is upside down. Of course that would cause suspicion and blow it's cover.
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It's nice to see people with a sense of humor.
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What weapons?
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Can I get the M16A2 in the diet soda version? Watching my weight
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I'll take 10,000 glock 18's. that is the cheapest I've seen one. how much is shipping?...wait. Is this for real?....uh......wait.....what?....
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take a look at the real thing
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Thanks FalconMan. That is seriously cool. It brings concealed carry to a whole new level.
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I think it would be great for a BOB, but there is still no talk of Magpul actually producing it.
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I think it would be great for a BOB, but there is still no talk of Magpul actually producing it.
When regan was shot one of the SS guys whiped out a compact folded stik gun like that. Back then it was most likely steel.
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