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Old 08-01-2020, 07:56 AM
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Due to the astounding LACK of traffic on the earthshattering (hopefully not literally) topic:


I'm saying .308 at a minimum.

We have no idea if there will be biomechanical suits, if black tip will be needed or other speciality ammo.

Also:

How long till some Cajun tries to put one in a jambalia!?!
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From what I know about ET:

He misses home

Has green **** running through his veins

And is highly susceptible to human and computer viruses

Cajuns won't stew him until all the nutria rat and possums are gone

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I was thinking Ford or maybe Dodge, with a big brush guard up front, followed by maybe half a "clip" of 9mm in anything that looks like it might could be a hole that opened up. Then assess.
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Old 08-01-2020, 08:23 AM
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I knew I shoulda mentioned reptilian vs Grey's because some joker would take me literally...

ALlso, you haven't met many cajuns.I'm wondering myself.
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I'd say .22 rat shot. That stuff is full on nuclear powered, should be classified as a WMD
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slim whitman 33 1/3 ,
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if it can't be killed with a 30-06, you better hide.
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155 mm.

10 characters.
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Fear the Cajun armed with a bottle of hot sauce...
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As humans become more advanced, apparently we become more and more weak and wimpy. So if ET follows that kind of advancement a spit wad should do it, that is if straws are still legal.
As far as the Cajun goes, about 25 minutes after a ET is found.
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Guys.. this is Waaay too easy.. Just put .hrc on it..

..They'll Come.. She'll See.. They'll Die, hyuck! ..and CIANN, et al, will appease the 'Open Borders for ALL - even ET' sky-shriekers by telling 'em, well... "looks like a suicide"..

..and/or as swampappa properly recalls just 'broadcast' audio and vids of her Bapholaugh for 10 hours.. on loop..

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Just sneeze on him, before he sneezed on you.
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Fear the Cajun armed with a bottle of hot sauce...
We ALWAYS have hot sauce. (And not that touristy Tabasco crap!)
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Oh come on.... Didn't you all watch, Signs?

A long shooting, squirt, water bottle will get the job done.



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12 gauge slugs.
Because nothing says "hell no" to anal probing better than an ounce of hot lead.
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country music is said to be a passable deterrent, but depending on the ET variant, maybe even DRT
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I vote flame thrower....

When in doubt, Kill it with fire!

Then hit it with the hot sauce
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He is the size of a small dog. I think a .223 would be fine.
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12 gauge slugs.
Because nothing says "hell no" to anal probing better than an ounce of hot lead.
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slim whitman 33 1/3 ,
Yep.

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