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Old 04-13-2011, 11:32 AM
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and
inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his
use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal: 'You bring your grades
up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and
get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided
he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've
brought your grades up and I've observed that you
have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed
you haven't had your hair cut.'

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about
that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that
Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair,
Moses had long hair...and there's
even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

His father replied,
'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?'
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Thank you! Kinda sounds like me with the gas prices.
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that was pretty good. Thanks for sharing!
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Very good, I like it!
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I always hear the comment, "You're a Christian, what do you do for fun?"
Then I show them. Works every time.
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Funny stuff LOL
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