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Ok, now that this is out there.
Who was the bigger idiot, Gecko45 or GunKid?
My vote is Gecko45
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Ok, now that this is out there.
Who was the bigger idiot, Gecko45 or GunKid?
My vote is Gecko45
A-rock FTW...


There was some speculation as to whether one if not BOTH of them was actually SteyrAug's troll account...
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Is gunkid still in jail?
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Is gunkid still in jail?
geez, i don't know, I haven't been on Arfcom since like 2006...
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Sounds like Chuck in "Weird Science."
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geez, i don't know, I haven't been on Arfcom since like 2006...
No peep from him lately......
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HAHAHAHAHA +1. Except for the pic about HK being Mall Ninja guns...grr.
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HAHAHAHAHA +1. Except for the pic about HK being Mall Ninja guns...grr.
Uh oh, guess who's a closet mall ninja!
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Uh oh, guess who's a closet mall ninja!
HEY! I prefer the term weekend warrior. I go out and cut my lawn, do other yard work, walk the dog, fix the roof, go to sporting events....

with my HK USP .45 Compact with Pistol Bayonet in a crossdraw.
Glock 26 in ankle rig.
Glock 22 under my shoulder.
My Dragon Skin body armor, riot helmet, gas mask, tear grenades, and riot shield.
Desert BDUs.
Blackhawk warrior boots.
Kabar at my side.
Katana on my back.
Remote control robot rover equipped with an AT-4 and M249-Para. Also can diffuse bombs.
Trench gun in my pant leg.


Don't get me started on my car....
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'Cause it's not real training unless you wear camo and black

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i just watched observe and report last night. after reading this thread i swear it must have been based on this "gecko45" guy.
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i just watched observe and report last night. after reading this thread i swear it must have been based on this "gecko45" guy.
YouTube - Observe and Report - Gun Scene
I LOVE Observe and Report. So funny. Especially when he takes on the crack heads and also when he and Michael Cena (don't know the character's name, the one with the fro who is his 'wight han man' and him do coke, heroin, smoke weed, drink beer and whiskey. Then beat the $h!t out of the skaters.
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a few to be added to:
Words/Phrases Often Associated With Mall Ninjas

11. "Tacticlueless'
12. "Legend in their own minds"
13. "Wannabe"
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That lonely machines site only backed up Gecko45's post....the RESPONSES were the stuff of legend.

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http://www.myspace.com/tacticalsecurityenforcer

he hasn't been on for over 2 years, maybe he finally bought the farm on a danger patrol of zumiez or hot topic.
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The stuff of legend.

Haha, my mallninja inspired tribute!

Gotta watch those charging rabbits and possums!
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The stuff of legend.

Haha, my mallninja inspired tribute!

Gotta watch those charging rabbits and possums!
Sorry, I have to disqualify that picture since Mall Ninja's dont use Leupold scopes! TASCO is the brand of choice. j/k I love the pic
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Sorry, I have to disqualify that picture since Mall Ninja's dont use Leupold scopes! TASCO is the brand of choice. j/k I love the pic
Bwahahaha actually thats a Nikko Stirling, but I hear ya.
And I know, the knife should be a Kabar or Cold Steel, but you work within the operational parameters with what ya got.
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