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There's a fine line between fishing and just staring at the ocean.
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There's a fine line between fishing and just staring at the ocean.
Absolutely !

Fishing requires alcohol.
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Hell yes I believe in time travel...I'm getting close to figuring it out too.

Example: When I wake up in the morning at 6 am, I shut my eyes for 2 minutes and suddenly it's 7:35 am.....WTH????

Then at work, it's 1:30 pm and I shut my eyes for a couple of minutes and BAM like magic it's still 1:30 PM

Yeah...I'm on to something BIG
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Hell yes I believe in time travel...I'm getting close to figuring it out too.

Example: When I wake up in the morning at 6 am, I shut my eyes for 2 minutes and suddenly it's 7:35 am.....WTH????

Then at work, it's 1:30 pm and I shut my eyes for a couple of minutes and BAM like magic it's still 1:30 PM

Yeah...I'm on to something BIG

Keep at it Brother ! You are doing good.

Oh .... are you using the Flux Capacitor? Gotta have the Flux Capacitor.
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I got food poisoning the other day, but I'm not quite sure how to use it.
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And make sure you apply 1.21 jigowatts to it, and are travelling at least 88mph!
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I went to the store with my daughter and she wanted an American Girl Doll. So I got if for her. But I told her don't tell your brother I got you something. She said that would cost another American Girl Doll.
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Why don't blind people skydive?

Scares the **** out of the seeing eye dog.
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Why don't blind people skydive?

Scares the **** out of the seeing eye dog.
Searched YouTube and found this (and a bunch of other dogs and even cat) intrepid dog:

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I borrowed $25 from a friend, and I kept forgetting to pay him back. We were out in the city when a mugger pulled a gun on us.

Mugger: Give me your money.
ME: OK, but hold on one minute. Dan, remember the $25 I owed you, here it is.

As dan takes the money, the mugger reaches into his wallet and pulls out $100 and hands it to Dan.

Mugger holding me at gun point: Ask Dan if you can borrow $125.
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I borrowed $25 from a friend, and I kept forgetting to pay him back. We were out in the city when a mugger pulled a gun on us.

Mugger: Give me your money.
ME: OK, but hold on one minute. Dan, remember the $25 I owed you, here it is.

As dan takes the money, the mugger reaches into his wallet and pulls out $100 and hands it to Dan.

Mugger holding me at gun point: Ask Dan if you can borrow $125.
Must have been San Francisco and the mugger was a Democrat.
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Must have been San Francisco and the mugger was a Democrat.


Not likely. Democrats never reach into their OWN pockets.
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Must have been San Francisco and the mugger was a Democrat.
Maybe I need to work on the joke a bit... The joke was that the mugger had a higher level of ethics than I did when he realized I was taking advantage of Dan. When I thought I was going to get away with not repaying dan, now I owe him 125...

suggestions welcomed.
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Searched YouTube and found this (and a bunch of other dogs and even cat) intrepid dog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg198ixDfw4
"Join the National Guard!" they said

"You'll be well taken care of." they said

"Get this muzzle off me and someone is fixin to get BIT!!"
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Why don't blind people skydive?

Scares the **** out of the seeing eye dog.
Reminds me of the blind guy that took the elevator up to the 2nd floor in the mall.. He picks his guide dog up by the tail and spins him over her head a few times..

A lady comes running up to him and says "Are you CRAZY!?!? Spinning the poor dog like that?!?!"

Blind guy says "We were just having a look around.."
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Absolutely !

Fishing requires alcohol.
thats why i quit fishing my ponds. 27 bass in an hour doesnt leave enough time for drinking. i use barbless hooks and release.
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