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Old 10-06-2011, 08:50 PM
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Ok, that's hilarious!

BTW, have I mentioned that I have a bad case of pit envy?
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....if you know how to change the flat and then fire up the grill and smoke some hams and ribs while grilling for the family for the afternoon, all the while maintaining a mean horse shoe game and telling jokes to inlaws......
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You have to change the flat on your barb-b-q pit

And you can really be sure if said BBQ pit is at your "redneck bunker" :P
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No. You are a redneck when you DON'T bother to change the flat on your BBQ, and you call the weeds growing around it "landscaping".

From a true redneck, BTW.
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when you and the wife go grocery shopping at the tractor supply store.
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You need make a video of fixing the flat... Some kind of video we watched all the older ones, been a month now kev!!!!
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Take the wheels off of the axles under your home. (ducks the incoming punch)
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You need make a video of fixing the flat... Some kind of video we watched all the older ones, been a month now kev!!!!
Been working on installing some shelves in a spare bedroom.

Hopefully I will be able to post a video tomorrow, or at least over the weekend.
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Get 'em foam-filled.
Weighs a ton but never goes flat.
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Pfft you call that a pit!?



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The extensive list of features includes, (#1) a 160,000 B.T.U. propane burner that can bring 20 gallons of cold water to a boil in 5 min. The entertainment portion of the BBQ has a satellite radio, satellite television, Sony wega flat screen, DVD player and a DVR that are all solar powered. A (#3)low temperate smoker, (#4)a seven foot long, 90 lb door, that is counter weighted, making it a snap to open. The main chamber (#5) can smoke up 100 six-pound chickens, which is enough to feed 350 people. To ensure that everyone knows that you are the king of the BBQ, it comes with 24 karat-gold rims and door handles.
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Been working on installing some shelves in a spare bedroom.

Hopefully I will be able to post a video tomorrow, or at least over the weekend.
Thanks kev, I have watched all of them over and over now, need new ones!!! I was hoping you had one of the surf fishing and stuff looking forward to seeing some fish!
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Can of fix-a-flat and your good as new (maybe)
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Thanks kev, I have watched all of them over and over now, need new ones!!! I was hoping you had one of the surf fishing and stuff looking forward to seeing some fish!
Did not catch anything at the beach, not even a sand shark. I am hoping to run some trotlines sometime this month.
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Pfft you call that a pit!?

Sorry, Kev's BBQ/smoker is profoundly more badassed than that gadget heavy, mall ninja wanna be monstrosity.

Kev,

S has truly HTF!!

Get that flat fixed ASAP!!, Then grill up a Brisket!!
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Did not catch anything at the beach, not even a sand shark. I am hoping to run some trotlines sometime this month.
Well please film the trotlines, I like how you set yours up... You guys do things a little different in TX...!

Oh also in the Grev' section I posted one for you, I need you to change something for me...
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