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Forum: Books, Movies & Stories 05-21-2019, 11:25 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,984
Posted By choyboy
Saw it yesterday on Monday afternoon, not much of...

Saw it yesterday on Monday afternoon, not much of a story line, agreed with most of the previous posts above, wasn't that impress with it compared with the first two chapters of John Wicks.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 01-29-2019, 01:01 PM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
"I MISS BILL" It doesn't matter what party...

"I MISS BILL"

It doesn't matter what party you belong to, this is good natured political humor from a Canadian TV show, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton...

"Yep, that's...
Forum: Urban Survival 11-26-2018, 07:43 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 11,970
Posted By choyboy
A black 5.11 RUSH 72 is what my brother and I...

A black 5.11 RUSH 72 is what my brother and I both have along with a 5.11 MOAB 10 which can be attached to the RUSH 72 if needed. A large black garbage bag can completely cover it to hide or protect...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 11-25-2018, 06:32 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
A little old Lady was walking down the street in...

A little old Lady was walking down the street in South Surrey dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill would fall out onto...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 10-30-2018, 11:00 PM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a...

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering" said Snow...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 09-26-2018, 10:37 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when...

I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.


"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 09-26-2018, 10:35 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told...

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 09-26-2018, 10:30 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a...

Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys says to his buddy, “Man, you really look tired.”

His buddy says, “Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-27-2018, 05:44 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was...

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-23-2018, 07:04 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
In Vancouver, Canada early this month there was a...

In Vancouver, Canada early this month there was a huge apartment fire.
A Maori family of 9, all welfare recipients and gang members, lived on the second floor suite. They died.

An Islamic...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-07-2018, 07:28 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
A true story from the pages of the Manchester...

A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times . . .

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Stafford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-04-2018, 11:53 AM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
A Good husband Jack wakes up with a...

A Good husband


Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-04-2018, 11:52 AM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
God Loves Drunks Too A man and his wife...

God Loves Drunks Too

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a
loud pounding on the door.


The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-04-2018, 11:49 AM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
... And it is a true story! A man living in...

... And it is a true story!
A man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in NSW, Australia ) received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed $0.00.
He ignored it and threw it away.
In...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 05-06-2018, 11:58 AM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza? GOOGLE: No...

CALLER:
Is this Gordon's Pizza?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.
CALLER:
OK. I...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 05-01-2018, 06:36 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
FIFTY SHADES OF GOLF Four guys have been going...

FIFTY SHADES OF GOLF
Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 04-27-2018, 11:51 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 11,235
Posted By choyboy
PF Chang restaurant in Honolulu Hawaii by Waikiki...

PF Chang restaurant in Honolulu Hawaii by Waikiki beach is where I've experienced it lately.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 04-03-2018, 07:46 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
The Toronto Police report finding a man's body in...

The Toronto Police report finding a man's body in the Don River, near Edwards Gardens
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 03-23-2018, 07:48 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
Paddy staggered home very late after another...

Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Finney. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 02-15-2018, 03:23 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
A Mexican, an Arab, and a Saskatchewan girl are...

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Saskatchewan girl are in the same bar.


When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 02-12-2018, 06:44 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
A young woman started work in the small English...

A young woman started work in the small English Village chemist shop.
She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
The Chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days, and asked...
Forum: General Discussion 02-11-2018, 04:26 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 4,746
Posted By choyboy
Helped a neighbour installed a new dishwasher and...

Helped a neighbour installed a new dishwasher and he put his old still useable unit in the street with a sign "FREE" and it sat there for days so I've toid him to change it to another sign stating...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 02-05-2018, 06:43 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 334,993
Posted By choyboy
Severe Weather Canada Just got off the phone...

Severe Weather Canada

Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Newfoundland.


She said that since early this morning, the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.
...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 01-26-2018, 12:21 AM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
I bought a new Ford F 150 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck...

I bought a new Ford F 150 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck from an Canadian Ford dealer in Vancouver BC. Go figure, it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

I returned to the dealer yesterday because I...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 04-09-2017, 07:54 PM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
The CRA (Canada Revenue Agency) sent back the Tax...

The CRA (Canada Revenue Agency) sent back the Tax Return to a Canadian taxpayer because of his answer to one of the questions.
In response to the question, "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" the...
Forum: Books, Movies & Stories 04-05-2017, 08:52 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 5,668
Posted By choyboy
My favorites in order: Hacksaw Ridge 13 Hours...

My favorites in order:
Hacksaw Ridge
13 Hours Benghazi
Lone Survivor
American Sniper
Blackhawk Down
Act of Valor
We Were Soldiers
Pearl Harbour (with Ben Affleck)
Saving Private Ryan
Forum: Books, Movies & Stories 03-19-2017, 02:17 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 20,268
Posted By choyboy
World War Z or Battle Los Angeles is my votes

World War Z or Battle Los Angeles is my votes
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-14-2016, 10:00 PM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
Could you believe that Lee Iacocca is 94 years...

Could you believe that Lee Iacocca is 94 years old and is still KICKING? Check out his latest rant . . . .

Just as true today as it was when his book first came out. He was, and still is, a...
Forum: Books, Movies & Stories 04-22-2016, 04:56 PM
Replies: 327
Views: 88,436
Posted By choyboy
Awesome start, keep it coming.

Awesome start, keep it coming.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 03-29-2016, 07:51 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 67,350
Posted By choyboy
Went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at a...

Went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at a local Mosque.
They were called "Bomb Jovi".
Brilliant songs like “Losing my head over you”, “Rocket Launcher Man”, “You’re only 6, You’re...
Forum: Books, Movies & Stories 03-14-2016, 03:32 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 9,872
Posted By choyboy
Yes, same impression as your thoughts too.

Yes, same impression as your thoughts too.
Forum: Books, Movies & Stories 03-13-2016, 01:28 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 9,872
Posted By choyboy
Went to see it with my wife tonight, was very...

Went to see it with my wife tonight, was very impressed with the way it was done showing it as a survivalist point of view. My wife was more impressed with the movie than I was and all three actors...
Forum: Books, Movies & Stories 03-10-2016, 02:02 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 986
Posted By choyboy
I've found it on YouTube the entire movie if you...

I've found it on YouTube the entire movie if you don't have Netflix and you want to see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdC3FMT88nY
Forum: Financial Forum 03-02-2016, 05:21 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,951
Posted By choyboy
I have a 5 million umbrella policy for about 8...

I have a 5 million umbrella policy for about 8 years now. Used to cost me about 200 bucks a year more but it is about 300+ bucks now. I get to write it off since I have rental property and it...
Forum: Canada 02-23-2016, 12:53 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 7,084
Posted By choyboy
Vancouver oops, I've meant Hongcouver here. Born...

Vancouver oops, I've meant Hongcouver here. Born and raised. Home of the multi million dollar shack/tear me down.
Forum: Books, Movies & Stories 01-18-2016, 12:55 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,681
Posted By choyboy
I saw the movie last night with my wife and...

I saw the movie last night with my wife and daughter, we all loved it, very good movie, even my wife cried at the end of the movie when she realized it's a true story and how it played out. Lots of...
Forum: Books, Movies & Stories 01-02-2016, 05:49 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,258
Posted By choyboy
Rest in peace, my condolence to the family.

Rest in peace, my condolence to the family.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 10-19-2015, 12:04 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 8,278
Posted By choyboy
On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and...

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Surrey B.C. were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 10-10-2015, 06:12 PM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
The Canada Department of Employment believed a...

The Canada Department of Employment believed a boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help.
An agent was sent to the fishing village of Ucluelet in western Vancouver Island to investigate the...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 10-07-2015, 01:39 AM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
Food for Thought The reason Mayberry was so...

Food for Thought

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married - Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou,...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 09-30-2015, 02:50 PM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
Difference between Democracy and Racism ... A...

Difference between Democracy and Racism ...
A Muslim refugee kid in Saskatoon asks his mother, "Mama, what's the difference between Democracy and Racism?"
Mother (in Burkha) - "Well, son, Democracy...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 09-29-2015, 12:04 AM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
My wife hosted a dinner party for all our...

My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some of whom we hadn't seen for ages and everyone was encouraged to bring their children along as well.



All throughout dinner my wife's...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 09-26-2015, 01:02 AM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
Murphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a...

Murphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin.
A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 09-13-2015, 04:45 PM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
Registration on the first day back at school in...

Registration on the first day back at school in Toronto...
Ahmed Al Sheriah
"here"

Mustafa Al Sheriah
"here

"Fatima El Bindiri
"here"
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 09-10-2015, 12:55 AM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN! An older man approached...

WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''
The woman,...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 09-06-2015, 12:24 AM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
Being a man means doing what I want, when I...

Being a man means doing what I want,
when I want, and not having to answer to....

Craps she's coming!!!!
To be continued.....
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-28-2015, 11:51 AM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I...

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-28-2015, 11:45 AM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! ...

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walk pasta da bakery.

2... You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table and...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-28-2015, 10:34 AM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
THE LATEST GLOBAL RECESSION This...

THE LATEST GLOBAL RECESSION


This month's recession has hit everybody really hard.

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-28-2015, 10:32 AM
Replies: 19,970
Views: 1,949,064
Posted By choyboy
Write into your will that you want to be...

Write into your will that you want to be cremated.
Before you die, swallow as many popcorn kernals as you can.
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